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0700 3 Dec 2011 25 min

How to Sink a Sub

Katrina Meltsner takes over the literature class at Odyssey Middle School, and her high standards land with a thud - real research, real references, and no easy credit for sloppy facts. Jay and Valerie fight back with greased car handles, a chair nailed to the desk, and frogs in her pocket, while Olivia, stung by low grades from a teacher she thought was her friend, signs Valerie's "group list" without reading it. That list turns out to be a petition declaring Katrina unfit to teach... and when Principal Vogler reveals it, Katrina quietly resigns. Only then does Olivia see the truth: Katrina pushed her because she believed Olivia could win a county speech competition, and even Jay has learned more than he'll admit. Olivia rallies the class behind a new petition asking Katrina back, and apologizes for doubting someone she knew she could trust. Katrina agrees to return - with a quiz waiting on Monday, and for once, Olivia is glad to hear it.
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Katrina accepts a temporary position teaching literature at Odyssey Middle School. Jay immediately predicts that her high standards will make the class miserable, and Valerie agrees. Katrina assigns careful research, proper references, and challenging reading. Because she expects students to correct their factual errors rather than receive easy credit, they decide she is trying to prove her power over them.

Olivia initially refuses to join their campaign. She knows Katrina personally and trusts that she will not act cruelly. Yet Olivia receives lower grades than she expects on a rewritten essay and an oral report. Katrina praises her speaking ability but explains that inaccurate facts and careless research weaken her work. Olivia has worked hard, but she has not worked carefully.

Jay and Valerie organize a series of pranks: greased car handles, a chair nailed to the desk, frogs in Katrina's pocket, and a class-wide game in which everyone screams and changes seats whenever she says a chosen word. Irritated by her grades, Olivia signs what Valerie presents as a group list without examining it and begins attending their meetings.

Principal Vogler asks Olivia whether Katrina's class is functioning properly. Olivia describes Katrina's lateness, the stuck chair, the frogs, and her own disappointing grade without explaining that student pranks caused the disorder. Her vague answers make the teacher sound responsible for the chaos. Vogler decides to observe the class.

Katrina gives an excellent lesson, and Vogler openly praises her knowledge and skill. Afterward, she privately encourages Olivia to enter a county speech competition. Katrina has pushed her because she sees genuine talent and believes Olivia could win if she strengthens the substance of her presentations as much as their delivery.

Vogler then reveals that nearly the entire class has signed a petition declaring Katrina incapable of teaching them. Olivia finally learns what Valerie had her sign. Believing there is no purpose in teaching students who say they are learning nothing, Katrina resigns. Jay and Valerie celebrate, but Olivia now recognizes that Katrina's difficulty came from caring enough to demand their best. Even Jay has absorbed far more literature than he realizes.

Olivia takes responsibility and leads the class in preparing a new petition asking Katrina to return. At the Meltsner home, she apologizes for doubting someone she knew she could trust and admits that Katrina has taught them a great deal. Katrina accepts the apology and agrees to consider returning if the position remains open. She warns them that a quiz will await them Monday, and this time Olivia is glad to hear it.