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S DA FOUNTAIN Odyssey archive · est. 2000
Episodes 762 of 1,068
0742 1 Apr 2014 25 min

Drake the Cosmic Copper

Far in the future, Detective Drake, a cosmic police officer, goes undercover to investigate a settlement of aliens accused of plotting a takeover - and what he sees looks bad. Bodies lowered into a vat of strange chemicals, children told to prepare for war, secret meetings in mob territory... it all points to an army of the undead. But Drake's robot sidekick Woots has been filtering everything he sees and hears, and headquarters is ready to wipe the aliens out. Refusing to attack what he doesn't understand, Drake powers Woots down and demands the truth from Boss Flanagan himself. The "chemical" is water, the ceremony is baptism, and the aliens are Christians who came to share the good news about Jesus - news that has even reached Flanagan. It's all a comic book dreamed up by Wooton at Whit's End, where his friends discover how strange faith can look to those who don't understand it... and Wooton dreams up an ending with invading crab-men.
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Wooton gathers his friends at Whit’s End and introduces a comic-book idea set far in the future. Detective Drake, a rugged cosmic police officer, investigates an alien settlement with Woots, his hovering robot assistant. The aliens have been recruiting local citizens, and officials fear that they are preparing a dangerous takeover.

Drake enters the compound undercover and meets Cindy, an alien studying local languages. Her clumsy attempt to explain their purpose sounds like a threat to kill people and replace their insides. Woots’s translator is not much more reliable. When Drake secretly looks into a private ceremony, he sees bodies lowered into a chemical vat and raised out again. He and Woots conclude that the aliens are creating an army of the undead.

During another surveillance mission, Cindy teaches children that they are in a war, must sacrifice, and will receive assignments in small groups. Translation errors and the listeners’ fears make ordinary words sound sinister. Drake follows the aliens into territory controlled by Boss Flanagan, a notorious criminal, and assumes the mobster commands the whole conspiracy.

Flanagan denies being the leader and hands Drake the aliens’ sacred book. Drake cannot read it because Woots has secretly been blocking his vision and filtering language on the commander’s orders. The robot has also transmitted every mission detail to headquarters. Commander Constance interprets the evidence exactly as Drake first did and orders him to destroy the chemical vat and wipe out the aliens.

Drake refuses to attack without understanding. He enters the meeting hall and demands the truth. Woots’s interference becomes obvious, so Drake powers him down and listens directly. Flanagan explains that the mysterious chemical is simply water, a substance unknown on their planet. Going beneath it and rising again symbolizes dying to an old life and beginning a new one.

The aliens are Christians from Earth. Their talk of cells means small groups, their sacrifice means generous service, and their war is spiritual rather than military. They have come to share the truth about Jesus, who sacrificed everything to offer forgiveness and new life. Their message has reached even Flanagan, who is preparing to be baptized.

Drake asks where he can find Jesus, and Flanagan offers to help him learn. Back at Whit’s End, Wooton’s friends recognize that Christians may look strange or threatening to people who do not understand their faith. They suggest romance, parties, or a laser battle for the comic’s ending, and Wooton imagines Drake delaying his own baptism just long enough to fight invading crab-men.