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S DA FOUNTAIN Odyssey archive · est. 2000
Episodes 178 of 1,068
0178 28 Dec 1991 23 min

Room Mates

Fumigation shuts down the dorms at Campbell County Community College, and Eugene Meltsner has nowhere to go - until his distant cousin Bernard Walton reluctantly takes him in for the week. Eugene tries to earn his keep, but every good deed backfires: blown fuses, a ladder through a window, endless arguments over the right way to squeegee. Then Bernard accidentally wipes out the computer program Eugene built for him, and the feud boils over. Fed up, Bernard ditches Eugene at Whit's End and tackles the big Chatwick mansion job alone... where his carelessly built scaffolding comes crashing down on top of him. Eugene arrives just in time to pull him out, then finishes the windows himself - Bernard's way. From a hospital bedside, the two stubborn know-it-alls finally trade apologies and agree to try getting along, with a whole week of Eugene playing nursemaid ahead to test it.
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After finishing the windows at Whit's End, Bernard Walton heads to a job at Campbell County Community College, where he finds Eugene Meltsner standing on a street corner with all his luggage. The college is fumigating the dormitories, and every student has to find somewhere else to live for a week. Eugene has nowhere to go, and he pointedly laments how different things would be if he had family to take him in. Since the two of them are distant cousins, Bernard gives in and offers his spare room - his wife Maude is visiting her relatives, so he has the space, if not quite the patience.

Eugene insists on earning his keep, and that is where the trouble starts. He plugs his mountain of computer equipment into the old house's wiring and blows a fuse, leaving Bernard to get shocked at the fuse box. On the job the next day, he knocks a ladder through a window, then argues with Bernard about the proper way to squeegee until a customer, Mr. Wilcox, has to hurry them along. At lunch, Eugene proudly finishes a computer program listing all of Bernard's customers and accounts - and Bernard, deciding the screen and keys need cleaning, wipes the keyboard and erases the whole thing.

Fed up, Bernard drops Eugene at Whit's End on a made-up errand and sneaks off to do his biggest job, the old Chatwick mansion, alone. Whit tells Eugene he is amazed that two grown men can't talk out their differences like grown men. Meanwhile Bernard, still grumbling to himself, assembles his scaffolding carelessly, and it collapses on top of him. Eugene arrives just in time to rescue him.

At the hospital, where Bernard is kept overnight with a sprained ankle, Eugene reports that he has finished the Chatwick windows - using Bernard's method, which he admits is better. He takes his share of the blame for the accident and offers an apology all his own: he is sorry for being so much like Bernard, a stubborn know-it-all. Bernard manages an apology too, and the cousins agree to try harder to get along. They will have plenty of chances, because Whit has given Eugene the rest of the week off to take care of Bernard until Maude comes home.