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S DA FOUNTAIN Odyssey archive · est. 2000
Episodes 442 of 1,068
0438a 11 Mar 2000 10 min

The Lyin' Tale

A kitten startles Aubrey by the Timothy Center dumpster, she tumbles into a bush, scratches her arm... and tells everyone a monstrous cat did it. Soon the fib is a full-blown mountain lion, and Aubrey the hero who fought it off with a garbage-can lid - a tale Alex can't wait to splash across his Whit's End website. The bigger the crowd grows, the wilder the story gets, and the harder it is to stop. Then Whit announces that a rabid mountain lion has been caught, which means a scratched-up Aubrey needs a trip to the hospital. One look at the doctor's needles and the truth comes tumbling out: the lion was a bush, the beast was a kitten, and the whole adventure was a lie. Aubrey confesses to everyone at Whit's End - and discovers the ridiculous truth gets just as many laughs as the lie ever did.
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Aubrey Shepard reluctantly carries a heavy bag of garbage to the dumpster at the Timothy Center. When a football nearly hits her, she frightens several younger children away by claiming that the area is dangerous. A small cat then startles her, and she falls into a bush and scratches her arm.

Rather than admit that a kitten scared her, Aubrey tells the children that the animal was large and monstrous. When Connie notices the scratch, the creature becomes a huge, vicious cat that Aubrey bravely chased away to protect the children. At Whit’s End, Eugene mentions that a mountain lion has been sighted near Trickle Lake, and Aubrey allows him to believe that it attacked her.

Alex wants the exciting account for his Whit’s End website. With a growing crowd listening, Aubrey’s story expands wildly. She claims that she fought the mountain lion with a garbage-can lid, swung it by its tail, and even bit it after it bit her. She knows the tale is false, but the attention makes it harder to stop.

Whit reports that authorities have captured a rabid mountain lion several miles away. Since Aubrey insists that it scratched her, he takes her to the hospital for treatment. Faced with a doctor’s intimidating needles, Aubrey finally admits that the lion was a bush, the dangerous cat was a harmless kitten, and her entire heroic account was a lie.

Whit has suspected the truth from the beginning, and Aubrey’s parents are waiting for her to confess. She returns to Whit’s End and tells everyone what actually happened. To her surprise, the children enjoy the ridiculous truth as much as the dramatic lie, and Alex still wants to put it on his website because it makes people laugh. Aubrey learns that dishonesty grows more difficult to control with every retelling, while the truth needs no improvement.