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0133 24 Nov 1990 23 min

Cousin Albert

Odyssey High's basketball star has a secret, and his own cousin is about to stumble onto it. Sent to interview Albert Schultz for the school paper, young reporter Lucy can't get a straight answer out of him - he dodges her questions, orders food that isn't on the menu board, and bolts from Whit's End. Then, in the stockroom at Jenkins Market, she catches him paying a boy fifteen dollars for an envelope full of homework. The truth comes out: after twenty different schools, Albert can't read, and he's been buying his C average to stay on the team until basketball carries him to the NBA. Lucy takes the problem to Whit, who quietly sets a plan in motion... a shift of canned goods with no pictures on the labels, and a bruising game of 21 against Henderson the janitor, a former NBA hopeful who can't coach because he can't read well either. Beaten and out of excuses, Albert walks into the church reading clinic at last - where his new teacher turns out to be Henderson himself, ready to learn right alongside him.
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Basketball practice has just ended at the Odyssey High School gym when a middle school reporter walks across the court looking for the team's star player. Lucy Cunningham-Schultz writes for her school newspaper, and the player she has come to interview is Albert Schultz, her own cousin. Walker Henderson, the school janitor, points her toward the locker room and jumps to the wrong conclusion about why a young lady would be waiting for Albert, which gives everyone a laugh once Lucy explains that she is only after a story.

Getting that story turns out to be the hard part. Albert will talk about basketball and about his job stocking shelves at Jenkins Market, and that, he insists, is the whole of him. When Lucy takes him to Whit's End and presses him for his hopes and dreams, he jokes about playing forward for the Chicago Bulls and then the Los Angeles Lakers. John Whittaker offers the two of them something to eat and tells Albert the choices are all up on the menu board above the counter. Albert orders a hamburger and fries, which is not on the board at all, then checks the time and hurries off to work, leaving his cousin puzzled by how strangely he is behaving.

Lucy decides that if Albert will not talk about himself, she will ask other people. The next afternoon she visits Jenkins Market, where Mr. Jenkins tells her that Albert has worked for him eight months and is a hard worker, and gives her permission to photograph Albert in the stockroom. Weaving through the maze of boxes, Lucy overhears her cousin handing money to a boy named Tony in exchange for an envelope, with Tony raising his price to fifteen dollars and hinting that he could tell everyone what Odyssey's star player has been spending his money on. Lucy fears the worst. Albert promises her it is not drugs, and when she refuses to let it go, he shows her the envelope and admits the truth: he cannot read.

The homework in that envelope has been bought, a little at a time, all the way through high school - just enough to hold a C average and stay on the team. Albert explains that his family moved so often that he attended twenty different schools, and that he was never with one teacher long enough to learn. Basketball is the one thing he has ever been good at, and he is certain it will carry him to a diploma, then to college or straight to NBA tryouts, with nobody ever finding out. Lucy begs him to tell his mother or hers. He refuses.

So Lucy brings the problem to Mr. Whittaker, who explains that people who cannot read usually want to very much but are embarrassed, ashamed, or afraid. Talking alone will not reach Albert, Whit decides. He picks up the phone, and a plan of their own goes into motion. At the market, Mr. Jenkins hands Albert a shift's worth of generic canned goods with no pictures on the labels, only words, and Albert cannot finish the job. The next morning he takes his frustration out on the gym floor, where Mr. Henderson challenges him to a game of 21 and beats him soundly.

The janitor turns out to have tried out for the NBA more than once and to have fallen short, and at thirty-eight he would rather coach - except that a coach has to be able to read. Henderson admits the whole day has been a setup, tells Albert he may well be a great ballplayer, and reminds him that he lost anyway. Then he mentions a reading clinic at Odyssey Community Church that night at 8:30. Lucy and Whit are still waiting there at 8:42 when Albert walks in and discovers who his assigned teacher is: Mr. Henderson, who does not read as well as he wants to either and can teach the basics while they learn the rest together. Albert agrees, on one condition. He wants to be shown that fadeaway jumper.

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Opening

Before the story begins, Chris tries to get a boy named Marvin to say the show's opening line. Marvin keeps misunderstanding, and at one point he jokes that the executive producer is a pinhead, which Chris quickly smooths over before he finally manages to say, "Hi, this is Marvin. Welcome to Adventures in Odyssey." Chris then plays a game with Marvin called Find the Common Denominator. Chris reads a list of things to do in one day - cook a meal from a recipe, study the Bible, look up addresses in the phone book, and put a toy together from instructions - and asks what one thing a person must be able to do before doing any of them. Marvin guesses getting a good night's sleep and taking vitamins, but Chris says the listener will figure out the answer by hearing today's story, leaving that question for everyone to think about until the end of the programme. The game breaks up when Marvin suddenly announces he has to go to the bathroom. Chris then leads the listener into the story, describing how basketball practice has just ended at the Odyssey High School gym and a girl is walking across the court toward the locker room to visit one of the players.

Closing

After the story ends, the host, Chris, remarks that Albert is now in good hands and turns to her friend Marvin to ask if he has figured out what all the things she mentioned at the start of the program have in common. Marvin jokes that before you can do any of them, you have to be able to play basketball, then gives the real answer: you have to know how to read. Chris admits she knew he was joking, but she gently points out that not being able to read is no laughing matter - it is a serious problem that affects millions of people across the country. She adds that reading is one of the greatest things anyone can learn, because it is only by reading that we can know what God says to us in His Word, the Bible.