Water
Adventure Challenge Part 1
Tuesday, September 3, 2002
Jason Whittaker and Monica Stone
sat on the grass, still wet with dew, outside of their cabin.
All ten remaining contestants had been supplied a cabin to spend
the night in before the start of their next challenge. With the
first two challenges producing sub-par results, Dern had promised
them a way to make up for it. "Jason, are you sure we're
right?" asked Monica, pouring over a list of data the two
had compiled. Jason looked up from adding some new data into the
notebook and said, "Yeah, well, as sure as I can be, I guess."
The two of them had formed an alliance and were
meeting together often to compile and analyze data on all of the
other participants in hopes of quickly determining the mole's
identity. "You know, I feel like I'm Eugene", laughed
Jason. "It's not a good feeling." Monica giggled. "Jason
Whittaker, secret agent, missionary and", her tone changed,
"statistical analyst. So, Mr. Whittaker, what do the numbers
say today?" They both laughed and Jason pointed down to where
he had drawn a diagram in the notebook. "This is the castle
we were in yesterday, see?" he said. "I see", said
Monica, "but let me be the first to tell you that what you're
pointing to is no castle." Jason grinned. "I never professed
to being a professional artist." Monica played idly with
a pencil as she replied, "Not only that, you must have flunked
first grade art."
"Never got that far", said Jason, "but
seriously, Monica, take a look. This over here is the barracks
and over here is one of the towers. I was with Wooton over here",
he said, pointing to a location on the diagram, "and you
were over here with, uh, Barry."
"Yeah, but get to the point, Jason. I still
don't quite get your little hunch. I mean, a lot of people could
have sabotaged the game." Jason smiled. "Ah, but only
one actually did. She was the only one who could have-"
His voice trailed off when he heard a noise nearby.
A speck of light green was visible between a crack in a pile of
logs. "Who's there?" Jason shouted. The eavesdropper
ducked down farther and the speck of green disappeared. "Connie,
is that you?" Jason asked. "Yeah", she replied,
emerging from her hiding spot. "Now don't take this personally
or anything. I don't normally listen to conversations that don't
involve me - well, yeah, I guess sometimes - but that doesn't
mean I'm a snoop! I mean, we're all in this game and spying a
bit is a part of the game. Sure, we're friends, but we have to,
well, you know, suspect everyone and I thought that, well--"
"Connie, have you run out of things to say
yet?" Jason chuckled. "It's over; forget about it."
He turned to Monica. "We can talk more about this later."
The other contestants slowly made their ways out
of the cabins and into the clearing. As Dern walked up, they were
talking excitedly amongst themselves.
"All right, everyone. Here's the deal",
shouted Dern above the din of the crowd. "Two of the original
group are gone, ten of you are left. Now how many of you like
water?" Most in the crowd tentatively raised their hands,
unsure of what Bryan Dern had in mind. "Good. Anyways, today
you're all going kayaking. We've got the kayaks, the wetsuits
and the helmets out by the water of the Shewshupe River, where
we're going to send you on your way."
The younger members of the group appeared excited,
but Jack Allen and Margaret Faye looked unsure. "Anyways,
you've got to go five miles down river in one hour. Not too hard,
right? Think you guys can all handle five miles an hour? Now here's
how it goes. You can choose one of set-in places. One of the spots
gives you a slow river. It will take a longer time to make it,
but it'll be relaxing and relatively easy for all you old folks
and those of you who are afraid of water. If you make it in time,
$2,000 is added to the pot."
Margaret Faye, who was slightly hydrophobic, cringed
at his words, but kept quiet. "The other set-in spot",
continued Dern, "puts you on a Class VI rafting river. Rapids
left and right: you'll be flipping all over the place. It's quite
a ride and if you need help, you're disqualified." He scanned
the group. "I'd say a lot of you better expect that",
he said. "Anyways, if you do make it without us having to
rescue you, $10,000 is added to the pot. So how about it?"
"Do we have a choice?" asked Margaret
Faye from the back of the group. "No, not really, unless
you want to lose $10,000 for the pot and I'm sure that wouldn't
be all that popular with the others here, now would it? I can
just imagine the kind of things they might do to a person who
refuses to help the group."
Several in the group angrily disagreed with Bryan
Dern's assessment, but did attempt to persuade Margaret to participate
in the challenge. "But I don't really like the water",
she complained.
"Mayor, when I worked on your campaign in
the last election, I remember you saying that we all had to sacrifice
for the greater good. Now, I don't really know that I agree with
that for citizens, but you made a good speech about helping others
and doing things that are sometimes painful if they are best for
all involved. Now we're all in a situation to put that type of
thing into action and to do otherwise would be hypocritical, wouldn't
it?" said Connie.
"Bravo, Connie. It seems like you did pick
up something during my campaign", Margaret replied. "Yeah,
it sounds like she picked up socialism", Richard shot back.
"Connie, do you really believe that stuff?" Connie thought
for a moment. "Well, no, not really. Not in the government
and laws and stuff concept, at least, but I mean sure, we should
help each other when we can, right? And right now Mayor Faye has
a chance to help us out and she ought to do it."
Margaret smiled. "You win", she said.
Thirty minutes later, the groups were gathered
at their respective drop-off points. Margaret Faye and Jack Allen
chose the easy river, while the rest chose the wilder ride. Eugene
was at first leery of the whitewater, but after receiving ridicule
from Connie, he conceded. "If you can do it, surely I can,
Miss Kendall", he said.
Dern stood at the drop-off point at the second
river, staring at his watch. An assistant had taken the first
river. "All right, everyone ready?" asked Dern. "Well,
you'd better be, because you shove off in 15 seconds - eleven
- seven - five - four - three - two - one - GO!"
The contestants paddled feverishly, their double-sided
oars dipping into the water over and over, shoving the kayaks
forward as fast as they could go. Jason Whittaker, who had kayaked
before, was the exception. He stroked smoothly and efficiently,
not slamming the oar into the water like many of the others, and,
while going at a steady pace, allowed himself to fall behind slightly,
saving his strength for the difficult rapids that would surely
lie ahead.
Richard Maxwell led the group, digging hard into
the calm water in the first, lazy stretch of the river. His kayak
moved swiftly through the water, making it look almost effortless.
He was, however, tiring himself out long before he reached the
difficult part of the river.
Between Jason and Richard, the other six in the
whitewater group were clustered close together, none of them showing
much skill, but all showing determination. Connie's kayak's heading
was too far right, so she leaned over and dug in deep on the left
side. The kayak toppled and Connie found herself sitting in the
overturned kayak; stuck sitting upside-down underwater. She struggled
to turn herself upright, but couldn't swing up far enough. A crew
of rafting experts who had been following the race moved in and
one of them, standing on a rock towering above, was about to jump
in after her, which would have disqualified her from the event
before she ever reached a rapid, but Connie, not wanting to be
eliminated, quickly unzipped the kayak tarp which connected to
her wetsuit, creating a waterproof place inside the kayak that
held her in. Once she had unzipped it, she grabbed onto the kayak
and pulled herself up above the water level. The others in the
group, who had held their collective breaths and prayed for her
safety, breathed a sigh of relief and a few burst out laughing.
Connie, soaked and annoyed, quickly flipped over her kayak and
hurriedly jumped back in. The kayak rocked as she situated herself
inside it, but she managed to successfully climb in and zip the
sealing tarp back up around her. She was wetter and farther behind
than before, but she was still in the race.
Meanwhile, on the other river, Jack Allen and
Mayor Margaret Faye lazily paddled their kayaks along the river.
The going was easy, but it could take a long time. Still, none
of them wanted to start off in a rush, so they slowly paddled
down the river. Jack tried twice to strike up a conversation,
but Ms. Faye seemed uninterested, only replying Yes or No to his
questions.
Back on the other river, the kayakers had finally
hit the rapids and were racing through a stretch of fast-moving
water leading up to the first major drop: the rooster-tail. Richard
hit it first. His small kayak was pulled swiftly towards the first
drop and he paddled only enough to keep the craft on track. His
kayak lurched down the first drop and he found himself quickly
submersed. As the water rushed over him, the others nearing the
rapid looked around nervously. "This is crazy", said
Barry. "I mean, fun is one thing, but this looks like suicide!"
As he finished his sentence, Richard and his craft popped back
up to surface level and hit the second part of the rapid, a sliding
slope of rushing water which he quickly raced down. At the bottom,
the kayak was tossed into the air, riding atop a swell of water
forced upwards by the drop-offs. The kayak hit nose-first into
the water and tipped sideways, but he kept his balance and began
paddling down the next stretch of the river.
Richard looked back at the others and grinned.
"Now lets see you guys do that", he shouted.
The others followed shortly after. Most managed
the first rapid with little difficulty, but Arthur Dent's kayak
hit the water hard and flipped over. As the pounding water slammed
against the top of his overturned kayak, he was forced backwards
closer towards the rapid, caught in its powerful grip. One of
the members of the safety crew dove into the rapid and quickly
maneuvered under the swirling water to Dent's overturned craft.
He felt for the zipper and quickly pulled the sputtering, gasping
Dent free. Another member of the crew tossed Dent a line and pulled
him in, while Dent's rescuer swam feverishly towards the kayak,
which had rushed downriver after Dent had been rescued.
Twenty minutes later, the kayakers faced a decision.
To one side was a relatively calm branch of the river which a
guide shouted met back with the main body of water a few hundred
yards later and looming directly ahead was a thirteen foot cascading
wall of water. "Taking the easy route will add four minutes
to your trip", shouted the guide, "but the waterfall
won't be easy. It could be your way to try to assure that you
make it on time, but it could lead to disaster. You guys are barely
going to make it at the current rate, so with that, the choice
is yours."
Eugene, Richard, Jason and Mitch chose to give
the waterfall a try, while the rest decided on the easier route
and rowed towards the left bank of the river from which they could
enter the short branch. "You guys ready for this thing?"
Jason asked just before his kayak was caught by the heavy current
and shoved out under an outcropping of rocks towards the small
falls. His kayak slammed a rock and spun backwards and he dug
the paddle back hard trying to set the proper course, but he only
managed to obtain a position horizontal to the flow of the river
before plunging downwards. His kayak free fell for a few feet,
but as he tried to adjust himself mid-fall, the back of the craft
nudged up against the torrents of water pouring downwards and
the kayak turned downwards. He slammed nose-first into the water
and disappeared momentarily under the foam, only to re-emerge
twenty yards downriver, somewhat dazed. "Now that's a ride",
he called out wearily to the others.
Richard and Eugene looked at each other nervously,
then Richard nodded slightly and the two headed for the falls
together. Richard managed to maintain his balance above the falls
and when he reached them, he gave one final hard shove and sailed
out above the raging water, completely clearing the falls. The
kayak hit down hard on the water below and flipped over, but he
righted himself in time to see Eugene in the air, his kayak tumbling
downwards. "Help!" screamed Eugene as his kayak slammed
into the water, but to his surprise, he landed successfully. Mitch
was last and shouted with excitement as his craft hit the air.
"Look out, Eugene!" yelled Jason. Eugene saw the danger
and managed two strokes of his oars before Mitch hit the water
almost exactly where Eugene had been moments before.
The four continued on and the rest emerged a few
minutes later. In the distance, they could see their more daring
counterparts. "They all made it", said Connie. "And
we're a little over halfway there and have used quite a bit more
than half our time. Maybe we made a mistake."
The trip continued without incident until the
final major rapid, when Robert Mitchell, who had worked his way
to second place behind Jason, who had surged forward as others
had difficulties braving several of the rapids, slammed into a
large outcropping of rock and spun sideways towards a rapid. Eugene,
who was also off course, had difficulty maneuvering his kayak
away from where Mitch struggled with his craft and slammed into
the back of it. Both of them slid sideways towards the rapids.
They had lost control and, while going at a slower pace due to
the position of their kayaks, were nevertheless headed sideways
over the drop. Monica Stone, who had managed to catch up with
the leading group, and Richard Maxwell, who was directly behind
her, could not stop in time and rammed into the kayaks of the
other two and the foursome slid over the rapids in a tangled crash.
All four of the kayaks were overturned, with Monica's overlapping
that of Robert Mitchell. Two rescue workers on shore jumped in
and another who was following behind with a kayak pulled off before
the rapid and jumped in after them as well. Eugene and Monica
managed to rectify their situations, but Monica had swallowed
a large amount of water and was desperately out of breath, so
she opted-out of finishing the challenge.
Eugene surged ahead, trying hard to catch up to
Jason, while Monica was helped to shore and Mitch and Richard
were helped out of their kayaks.
Jason crossed the finish line a few minutes later,
with Eugene following two minutes afterwards. Connie Kendall and
Barry Muntz were far behind, still nearly a quarter-mile from
the finish line, but had avoided the dangerous collision that
had occurred on the final rapid. A team of two rescue workers
followed the group and Connie called up to them asking for the
time. "Two and one half minutes left!" shouted one of
them. One-quarter mile. Four and a half minutes. It should have
been easy, but they had crossed the last four miles in forty-nine
minutes, an average of over twelve minutes per mile. Still, the
first mile had been still water, so they still had a chance. Almost
two minutes later, they rounded a bend and could see others waiting
for them in the distance. They paddled harder. "One minute
left!" came the cry shortly after the bend. The others seemed
close, but they didn't appear to be closing in on them. Harder,
harder. They paddled as hard as they dared to and still, it seemed
like they gained little ground. With forty-five seconds left,
they were only about one hundred yards away, but exhausted. Their
paddling had slowed, their breathing labored. "Ten seconds".
Connie was only fifteen feet away from the finish line. "Three
seconds". Two feet. "Two seconds". She crossed
the line and slumped forwards, completely exhausted. Just as Dern,
who was waiting for them at the finish line, was about to call
the race finished, Barry's craft nosed across the line. "Time!"
shouted Dern and Barry grinned and held up his hands, fists clenched
in celebration of victory. Eight had decided on the difficult
whitewater river. Four of them - Jason Whittaker, Eugene Meltsner,
Connie Kendall, and Barry Muntz - had completed the challenge
and added a total of $40,000 to the pot and four had been disqualified
after requiring assistance.
On the other river, Jack Allen had finished the
challenge with a little over two minutes to go and Margaret, who
was still almost a half-mile away when time was called, was helped
out of the water and taken on shore to meet the others. $2,000
was added to the pot.
The ten contestants gathered around and congratulated
each other on their winnings for the day. Dern then looked the
contestants over and motioned for them to be silent. "Now
Barry," Dern began, "As much as I hate to do it, it's
part of the game. It's senseless, but that's how it goes. For
being the last to cross the finish line in this game, finishing
with less than a second left, you get an exemption. Not someone
who finished with flying colors, but you - the guy too afraid
to brave something a little difficult like that waterfall a ways
back. You're completely exempt from having your answers on this
week's test force you out of the game. Of course, you still have
to complete it and you obviously still have to participate in
the second leg of this challenge."
"What did you say?" asked Margaret.
"We just finished the challenge!" Dern smiled. "No
you didn't", he said. "Just the first half. Tomorrow,
you have a second, more relaxing task before you. It's all part
of the third challenge. You see, we had to let you guys earn a
little more money, so we figured we'd put two events into one
challenge and let you win cash for both. You guys just earned
$44 000, which is almost double your previous earnings. And just
think, there's more for the taking tomorrow."
"How
can you have two challenges in one?" asked Barry. "But
it isn't two challenges, just two parts of one challenge, the
Water Adventure challenge", said Dern. "I hope you guys
aren't too tired. Not that I care or anything, mind you, but a
bunch of tired contestants doesn't make for good primetime television."
Water
Adventure Challenge Part 2
Wednesday, September 4, 2002
Eugene reached into
his suitcase and pulled out his laptop computer,
a phone cord and a power cord. He quietly set it
on the table in the corner of the motel room in
which he and Jason Whittaker were spending the night
in Berlin. He turned the screen towards the window
and silently moved a chair in towards the table,
keeping a watchful eye on Jason to make sure he
wasn't awakened.
The hall floor creaked
and someone stopped not far from the door to their
room. Then, there was a sound of scratching against
the door as someone apparently leaned against it.
Was someone listening in? Eugene quickly flipped
down the display of his laptop and spread his arms
out over it. It felt as if he was doing something
illegal, as if he had something to hide. And in
a way, he did. He had broken the rules smuggling
his computer in with him, but there were many things
to consider. He plugged in the phone cord to the
motel room's phone jack and let the motel
phone's cord dangle by his bed. He held his
phone card up to the light and typed in the digits.
It was so much cheaper that way.
Soon, the computer
began dialing. He accessed his email and scanned
over them quickly. Cheap automobiles on sale, an
online auction special, the new way to make $10,000
per week… and a message from his wife, Katrina.
Katrina had opposed
his decision to be on the game, as they had long
been in hiding, but, considering he was currently
unemployed and desperately needed money, he had
decided to take the risk after hearing about the
game at McAlister Park. He originally went there
thinking one of his contacts needed a face-to-face
meeting and was surprised to see a crowd gathered,
but things had gone well. Everyone in the game went
home with $5,000 and the winner could easily take
home a small fortune, so Eugene took a chance. Nothing
could happen at the game with all the security and
all the cameras, he reasoned. And the broadcasts
of the event wouldn't air until long after
the game was completed. Still, Katrina was worried.
He scrolled through
the list of emails and found one from a contact
inside Novacom. A mole that the Novacommies would
have loved to ferret out had they known of his existence,
much as the contestants would love to discover their
own mole. "Something big's going on
here," the email stated. "Since the
failed launch, everything's been low key,
but the brass here is gearing up for something now.
Lots of meetings, lots of talk, and a lot of activity
has been going on in the Odyssey branch. I don't
know what it means, but if I learn anything, I'll
let you know. I don't know if they're
on to your whereabouts, but I'd suggest moving
around often. Don't give them time to find
you. Word around the office is they've sent
someone after you. I don't have his name yet,
but when I get it, I'll send all the info.
Be careful, friend."
Eugene chucked softly.
Move around a lot? Well, he and his group were hopping
across the entire European continent. He'd
be safe. He was sure of it. He powered down the
computer, slipped it inside a concealed pouch in
his oversized briefcase and slid under the covers
of his motel bed.
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"Okay,
everyone, listen up" said Cryin' Brian
Dern as the group stood on a fishing wharf in the
Baltic country of Estonia. The group had traveled
by bus to the area the previous afternoon after
completing the first part of the Water Adventure
challenge, kayaking down a whitewater rafting river.
The group had earned $42,000 in the kayaking half
of the challenge, which was added to the $28,000
they had earned previously, bringing them up to
a total of $70,000 in the pot with the chance of
earning more before the third challenge was over.
"I hope you all like fishing, because that's
what you'll be doing all day long. The producer
apparently thought you guys deserved a break after
yesterday's kayaking. You're being split
up into two groups and each groups going to get
a boat to take out on the Baltic Sea for the day.
The crew will take care of everything but the fishing.
Your job is to catch fish – and lots of them.
You'll each be given five hours… if
your boat comes back with more than seventy pounds
of fish on board within five hours, $30,000 is added
to the pot. That means that if both boats come back
with more than seventy pounds of fish, you guys
could earn $60,000."
He then went on to
give more detailed instructions and told them that
fishing tackle was already on board waiting for
them. They could only fish with rods and artificial
lures that were provided, they were told. The teams
were divided up, with Connie, Jack, Richard, Arthur
and Jason on the first team and Margaret, Barry,
Eugene, Mitch and Monica on the second. The first
team was then guided to a boat, which they promptly
boarded and checked out their tackle. After a few
minutes, they wandered around the small vessel as
they waited for the contest to start. Shortly before
they were to head off for open sea, Dern raced up
to the boat and shouted for them to return to the
docks. "The captain here says this boat's
not quite ready, so I need you guys to get off it
and board the other one. And bring along your tackle
boxes," Dern shouted after them. "The
second boat doesn't have any on board yet."
They got off, carrying
their tackle and wearing the life vests they had
picked up on the boat. "Okay, get on this
one," motioning to the second boat, which
was docked nearby." The other one's
got to fill up the tanks or something." In
five minutes they were heading out to sea.
The first boat was
ready within a few minutes and the second group
boarded and followed close behind.
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There was a gentle
tug on Jack's line and he jerked the pole
slightly. There was a pull on the hook, so he began
reeling the line in. As the line neared the boat,
the fish gave a violent tug and began tearing the
line off the spool as it speed away from the boat.
Jack began reeling it in as fast as he could, but
the fish fought hard, spinning in the water and
tangling the line, squirting away faster than Jack
could reel it in. He locked the line and began kept
reeling it in, slowly getting it back towards the
shore. "That thing must way a hundred pounds
the way it pulls," commented Richard Maxwell,
whose line dangled loosely in the water nearby.
"Whatcha use for bait anyways?"
"One of those
black artificial worms," Jack answered as
he continued to reel. The pole was arching high
and he was having difficulty getting the fish any
farther. "Here, let me help you," Richard
said, snatching the pole from Jack's hands.
Within a minute, he landed a decent-sized flatfish.
Jack and Richard looked at it as it flopped about
on the ship's deck. "Big one,"
said Jack, and Richard agreed. "That one catch
will get us a long ways towards our seventy pounds."
One of the ship hands walked up to see what the
excitement was about. "Ah, jusht a dab,"
he said. "A dab?" Richard asked. "I'll
have you know this is no dab. I dab is like a spot
of mustard or ketchup or something. This is big,"
he said.
The man laughed. "No,
no, a dab. Type of flatfeesh, no, how you say, fish?
Like, uh, flounder." He picked up the fish
and threw it on a scale. "Fourteen pounds,"
he said as he tossed the dab into the tank with
the other fish that had been caught. "Well,
that gets us up to twenty pounds in the first hour,
then," Connie noted. "Yeah, but without
this flounder-thing, we'd be in trouble,"
said Richard. "We really need to start catching
a lot more if we want to meet our goal."
He then took a walk
around the boat. At the opposite side of the boat,
he reached into his pocket and pulled out a cell-phone.
He whipped it open and dialed quickly. "This
is Richard… yeah, got it… Yes, I'm
on it. I know what I have to do." He waited
as the voice on the other line finished. "You
can count on me!" he said, then paused again.
"No, nothing yet. I'll call you again
as soon as I get a chance. Gotta run." He
flipped down the phone top and slid it back into
his pocket. Thirty seconds later, he was again lounging
in his chair, lazily watching his line.
Later in the afternoon,
the other boat's captain radioed in that one
of the contestants onboard had tripped over a two
tackle boxes and sent them flying under the railing
and into the water below. The contents of the boxes
had spilled out and could not be recovered. The
captain asked if there was an extra box on board
the first boat that could be spared. The answer
was in the affirmative, so the second boat pulled
alongside the first. Jack ran to the engine room
to find their spare tackle box and returned with
it about five minutes later. "It took me a
while to find it," he said.
Richard Maxwell offered
to take the box aboard the other ship, but his offer
was declined. Never one to like being turned down,
he grabbed the tackle box and jumped overboard with
it. The boat deck was low, only about 8 feet above
the water surface, and the other boat was only twenty
yards away, so moments later he grabbed onto a rope
thrown out by the crew of the other boat and pulled
himself aboard. He grinned as he held up the tackle
box and proceeded to the opposite side of the boat
with it, setting it down near the spot where their
chairs were set up. He then walked back and jumped
in the water. Moments later, on board his original
boat, he wrapped up in a towel and shivered. "How
can that water be so cold this time of year?"
he inquired.
On the other boat,
the contestants slowly returned to their seats and
cast their lines back in the water. Margaret Faye,
who had launched the two boxes into the sea a short
while ago, sheepishly handed the new box to Eugene
and placed the one spare box on board beside herself.
"What's that gas can doing over there?"
she asked as she sat down. "It wasn't
there before."
"What gas can?"
asked Barry, getting up. "Oh… uh, I
don't know." Those three words, "I
don't know," turned out to be the answer
each person on board gave. No one admitted to placing
it there and it hadn't been setting there
for long. "Maybe that Maxwell guy brought
it on board," suggested Monica, but Eugene
shot the idea down: "No, he was only carrying
the tackle box." "Well, there's
a lot of empty space in these boxes," said
Margaret, the conversation having gone full circle.
"Maybe he had it stashed in the box and took
it out when he set the box down." "I
guess he could have," agreed Monica. "But
why?"
"Beats me,"
Mitch said.
By the time four of
their five hours had expired, both groups had caught
in excess of the seventy pounds required. The motors
on both boats were started and the two fishing vessels
began heading back to the dock, which was less than
forty minutes away, placing them safely inside their
time limits. But after ten minutes, disaster struck
on the first boat. The engine sputtered, then died.
The captain and small
crew rushed to the engine room to discover the cause
of the problem. The solution was only too easy.
The tiny puddle of gas on the floor, the greasy
ring where a gas can had been set earlier, and,
most convincingly, the completely empty gas tank.
"Someone siphoned the gas out of this tank,"
muttered the captain as he reached for the radio.
The
other boat in the contest was the first recipient
of the radio call, but it was determined that the
boats were too far away and for the boat to return
at this point would mean that neither group could
make it in time. The operating boat continued on
course for the docks, while the other boat made
radio contact with the team back at the wharf. A
boat carrying enough gas to get them home was dispatched,
but it took thirty minutes to arrive. By the time
the gas tank was filled, the five hours had nearly
expired. The group had to go back in defeat, but
not without trying to learn something. The group
split up, looking each part of the ship over twice
for the missing gas can that had apparently been
used to siphon the ship's gasoline into. A
thorough search brought no results and by the time
they tied up at the wharf, each had their own idea
of who the mole might be, some of which were called
into question as they met the waiting members of
the other group at the wharf.
"We caught almost
eighty pounds of fish and all for nothing,"
Connie muttered. "We caught seventy-two pounds
worth," Margaret Faye said. "And we
got back in time," she smirked. "Oh,
be quiet," Richard told her. "We would
have been back in time if someone hadn't siphoned
out all our gas." The other group expressed
their surprise and Barry Muntz asked how it had
been done. Connie told him and included the fact
that the gas can apparently used was missing. The
members of the other boat exchanged glances. "A
full can of gas turned up on our boat," said
Eugene.
Before anything else
could be said, Dern called the contestants over.
"Well, it looks like nothing will be added
to the pot today," he told them. "What?"
several yelled in unison. They then began talking
over each other until Dern silenced them. "One
boat didn't make it in time. That disqualifies
them. The other boat only had sixty-eight pounds
of fish." The contestants from that boat began
yelling. "But I know we had seventy-two pounds
of fish. We weighed them twice each after we reeled
them in. I know we didn't make a mistake,"
shouted Barry. "Yeah," added Monica
Stone. "I distinctly remember there being
thirteen fish weighing seventy-two pounds."
"Well, we checked
it three times and you have twelve fish weighing
sixty-eight pounds," Dern replied.
"That
can't be right," sputtered Mitch, but
unfortunately, it was.
Speculation
part 1, Week 3
Thursday, September 5, 2002
Cryin'
Bryan Dern and his cameramen waited impatiently
as the contestants slowly trickled in to a local
gym. "We're going to take you one by
one into this little corner room and let you give
your thoughts on who the mole is," said Dern.
We're going to go through the line twice,
actually. The first time through, you tell us what
was suspicious to you from the kayaking part of
the challenge and the next time through, we'll
be asking you about your botched fishing expedition."
Connie:
"I'm like, just so glad I made it. After
almost losing it before I ever got to fast water,
I thought I'd be out in a flash, but, well,
I made it! And with, what, a few seconds left? But
if I had to guess who was the mole, I'd say
it's probably Mr. Dent. That first rapid wasn't
too hard. Even I handled it fine, so he shouldn't
have had any trouble. And surely he could have gotten
out of there without waiting for help to arrive.
He was just trying to make us lose, I think."
Eugene:
"I am at a loss for words to express my amazement
at attaining this goal and coming in second among
the many here who are more physically fit than I.
It still seems nearly impossible that the incident
on the final rapid was resolved in such a way that
I was loosed from the others and was able to finish
the race. It's unfortunate that the others
could not have done likewise. I really couldn't
say for sure who the mole is, but that Mitchell
fellow acted as if his crash was not accidental.
Perhaps it was his successful attempt to eliminate
several members from the competition."
Mitch:
"Eugene. There's no way that was an
accident, no matter what he says. When I hit that
rock and tried to spin around and get headed the
right way again, he came out of nowhere and slammed
into me. He was clearly trying to eliminate me –
and the others."
Jason:
"From my vantage point, it looked like Richard
Maxwell could have avoided the big collision but
chose not to. In fact, I think he nudged Monica
into it as well. Plus, he just seems like the mole
to me. His action, everything."
Richard:
"It's gotta be Arthur Dent. The guy
had virtually tipped before he went over the rapid
the way he leaned. Completely the wrong way. And
how in the world was he not able to get out of that
thing? It's not that hard! I'm starting
to think that the ‘I'm the mole'
speech is to make us think he's not the mole
when he really is!"
Jack:
"I don't want to accuse, but it seemed
to me that Margaret purposely lagged behind in the
end. She was leading the group most of the way;
after all, she's a lot more fit that I am.
And yet, as we neared the end, she slowed down,
then stopped completely last I saw her. It seems
odd that she'd need such long a rest as to
be almost exactly where we had left her ten minutes
before the race ended. Maybe she just was really
tired, but I tend to think she didn't want
to earn money for the team."
Monica:
"Did you see what, uh, Mitchell did over there?
He was aiming for that rock and slammed right into
Meltsner. No accident there. And that little collision
cost a lot of us the race."
Speculation
part 2, Week 3
Friday, September 6, 2002
"Okay,
now, you folks need to come back through again and
tell all about your more recent adventure in the
Baltic Sea," Dern said as the second round
of speculation, which covered the fishing expedition,
began.
Jack:
"The mole got away with a lot this time. Our
gas was siphoned out and ended up on the other boat
and they ended up with one less fish than they thought.
I suppose the mole secretly threw one fish back
or something. The only person I can think of is
Richard Maxwell. There's only one way I can
think of that the gas can could have ended up on
the other boat and that is if Richard took it there
inside that tackle box he brought over. He sure
was anxious to be the one to bring it over. And
he probably would have had time to toss a fish in
the water too. Although it does seem surprising
that the one fish he threw in would be the one that
made the difference. That one thing makes me think
it would be someone on their boat, but I can't
see how it could be. And it's likely that
they'd stop fishing once they caught over
seventy pounds, I suppose, so they could get back
in time. So maybe he just guessed that four or five
pounds would throw them off. If so, his hunch paid
off."
Richard:
"Believe me, I'm no mole. Sure, I took
the tackle box over there. So? I just wanted a bit
of excitement. I didn't siphon the gas out
of that tank and I didn't bring it over to
that other boat. Intentionally, at least, for the
second part. I mean, Jack was the one who got the
box from the engine room and he took a long time
in doing so. He could have stuffed it in the bag
before he gave it to me to frame me as the mole.
It doesn't really explain how the can ended
up on the deck, as they told me it did, unless someone
on that boat found it and placed it there to cast
some doubt on who was really the mole. I guess the
fewer who know – or in this case, think they
know, since I'm not the mole – the better,
or something like that. But that doesn't really
answer the fish problem, unless they really did
count a fish twice or something."
Margaret:
"It had to be that Richard Maxwell, the guy
who brought us the extra tackle box. He did have
the time to take it out of the bag, set it down
on the deck nearby and get back before we got back
to that side of the boat. He must have tossed a
fish overboard as well."
Barry:
"I think Margaret Faye's the mole. After
all, that box would never have been sent over here
if she hadn't knocked over those two tackle
boxes into the sea. I have a feeling that she siphoned
the gas out earlier when we were on the other boat
for those few minutes. While she was there, maybe
she placed the gas can in the spare box on that
boat or maybe even in her own box that she carried
off the boat with her. Then she tossed those boxes
overboard, making one of the other boat's
men have to come with a box. The can appears shortly
afterwards – she was the one who pointed it
out, actually - and it seems like it must have been
Richard. A clever frame, if you ask me. And as for
the fact that we were a fish short, she was the
first to get back to her seat after the new box
was brought over. She had time to place the can
on the deck, throw one of the fish back in, then
sit down before we arrived."
Connie:
"Jason was pretty quiet most of the time,
but he couldn't stand sitting still and was
pacing the deck half the time. I can't help
but wonder if he pulled the siphon trick, but I
can't quite figure out how he could have assured
that the entire thing would work. Until I can figure
something better out, I'll have to go with
Richard as top suspect. I just can't understand
why the mole would be so obvious, so I kind of doubt
that he's really the mole. You know, I think
this game is driving me crazy!"
Elimination,
Week 3
Sunday, September 8, 2002
"Well,
here we are again!" Dern told the group. "The
setting changes but the rules don't. Whether
we're in a conference room, a castle or now
a cabin, the object is simple: to send one of you
people home."
"Dern,
can we please move on?" said Jason. "Every
week we have to hear you go on and on about the
elimination and how great it is. Well, we don't
all see it that way. It's kind of, well, good
in a way, if we're not the ones voted out.
But we don't really enjoy seeing our friends
have to leave. So can you please skip the dramatics
and just tell us who has to go?"
"A
little edgy today, aren't you, Jason?"
laughed Dern. "Oh, I won't exactly be
Shakespearean, but this is the best part of the
game, so what's wrong with building up a little
suspense?" He set his laptop on the table
and booted it up. There were no outlets in the cabin,
so he was running the machine off of its battery.
"Why can't they make a computer that
turns on with no long startup time?" asked
Dern.
"Well,
Mr. Dern," began Eugene, "it takes a
moment for several of the electronic units inside
of the system to become ready for operation and
when your computer first loads, there are many startup
functions that must be started before you can operate
your system. It is unlikely this problem will be
solved until computer systems operate on plasma
instead of silicon, which is still many years away
from being feasible on a large scale."
"Thanks
for the lecture, Eugene," said Dern, "but
I really didn't need to know all that techno-stuff."
The computer had completed startup and Dern ran
the Mole program. The screen went black, with only
a small box where a contestant's name could
be typed. "Barry Muntz," called out
Dern as he laboriously typed out the name and clicked
Enter. The screen turned green. "Jason Whittaker,"
he said, and once again, green. "Richard Maxwell,"
he said, searching for the "x" key.
"I hate computers," he said. After a
moment, he found it, finished typing the name and
hit enter. Green again.
Richard,
who had been pacing the room nervously stopped,
a grin spreading over his face. "Connie Kendall,"
Dern announced and Connie looked up. Green. "Monica
Stone, Eugene Meltsner, Robert Mitchell."
Three greens.
"Arthur
Dent," Dern said in his most dramatic voice.
"Is it he?" Suddenly, the computer beeped
and read, "Low battery. Please save your work."
Dern frowned and quickly closed the alert window,
hoping to get the elimination over with before the
computer died. "I messed something else up,"
said Dent. "I am the mole! I cannot be eliminated!"
And, at least for the moment, he was not. The screen
turned green.
"Only
two people left," said Dern, finding Jack
Allen and Margaret Faye in the crowd. "Which
one of you two will go?" He typed the name
Margaret Faye into the computer and paused for effect.
"Ms. Faye," he said, "Is it you?"
He hit enter and the screen turned red. "Well,
guess so!" he said, sounding elated. "I
suppose it's been so long since you've
been in school that you couldn't figure out
how to take the test, right?"
A
few in the crowd mildly protested Dern's comment,
but they were becoming used to his antics and had
come to realize that protesting them made him only
more likely to be rude to everyone. "I don't
understand it," Margaret said, visibly upset.
"I was so sure about this game." She
looked down. "Well, I guess it's my
time to go," she said, walking out of the
cabin.
Reactions,
Week 3
Monday, September 8, 2002
The
remaining contestants filed into the cabin one by
one and spoke into the camera, telling future viewers
their thoughts about the ousting of Margaret Faye.
Jack:
"Margaret just seemed perfectly cut out for
this game. She was shrewd, a great judge of character,
quiet and composed most of the time but a woman
who liked to get her own way and usually did. She
was always secretive and always up to something.
Some of the others thought she was the mole and
I can definitely understand why, although I always
considered her a bright competitor and not a suspect.
She had a knowing look on her face and I think she
was quite sure in her guess of who the mole was.
I would have never expected her to be out this quickly."
Jason:
"I think Margaret leaving is probably for
the best. She wasn't very social and in this
game, we've got to help each other out. She
just stayed away, kind of oblivious to what was
going on. Guess that's why she failed the
test. Overall, she was probably one of the best
candidates to leave the game."
Connie:
"I can't really say I feel sorry for
Mayor Faye, even though I know I should. I mean,
she always bossed everyone around back in Odyssey
and always seemed to make the wrong decisions. She
was rather quiet while here and I guess that surprised
me some. I thought she'd be yelling at everyone
for the entire game, but you know, I guess this
game can have an effect on people. I don't
think anyone's particularly sad over Margaret
leaving."
Barry:
"Well, I'm glad the woman left.
She was always getting in the way but never getting
anything done. She was a real problem the whole
time."
Arthur:
"I struck again. Another contestant had to
leave because she refused to believe that I could
really be the mole. But I am! I am the mole!"
Mitch:
"I'm a little surprised that Ms. Faye
was the one to leave next, but I'm not very
disappointed. I expected that little Dent fellow
to be gone long before Faye, but things didn't
work out that way. With his, uh, problems, I never
imagined he'd make it far. As for Ms. Faye,
as I said, I don't really care one way or
the other. I just hope that either Connie or I can
be around at the end."
Richard:
"So far, everyone who's left has been
rather useless. Mary Hopkins was afraid to do anything,
Wooton was completely clueless and now Margaret
Faye, the completely useless one, is given the boot.
It's like those three monkeys people all talk
about. You know, see no evil, hear no evil, speak
no evil or whatever it is. I don't know about
speak no evil, but they definitely tried to look
the other way and avoid doing anything during the
different challenges. So far, so good."
Below
are the results of Week Three's "Who is the
Mole?" Poll:
Who
is the Mole?
| Margaret
Faye |
26% |
| Richard
Maxwell |
13% |
| Jack
Allen |
13% |
| Barry
Muntz |
10% |
| Robert
Mitchell |
10% |
| Eugene
Meltsner |
10% |
| Monica
Stone |
6% |
| Arthur
Dent |
6% |
| Jason
Whittaker |
3% |
| Connie
Kendall |
3% |
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