Teaser
Sunday,
August 11, 2002
Wooton
walked down the street whistling. He had just delivered the Barton
family's mail - and sang a song for old Mrs. Barton, one of three
generations who lived in the small home - and next stop was his
own home. Now what he did was not protocol, but Wooton was not
a protocol type of guy. He sat down on the sidewalk and tore open
his mail. He rummaged through the letters he received, once shouting
for the benefit of anyone listening that those crooks were trying
to charge him twice for his new PowerBoy collectable set. Then
he saw the postcard. It wasn't a traditional postcard, but was
instead printed up on a computer. The front showed a digital photograph
of McAlister Park and read "Wish You Were Here." He
flipped it to the other side. It read simply: "Place: McAlister
Park; Day: Saturday; Time: 10:30 PM. Be there."
Teaser
Monday,
August 12, 2002
"Connie,
a letter arrived for you in the mail today," June Kendall
told her daughter as she walked in the door. "Really?"
asked Connie as she snatched up the letter from her mother's hands.
June laughed. "Of course really! You're holding it, aren't
you?" Connie sprawled out on the living room couch and tore
open the envelope. "Miss Connie Kendall," it began
"Hey
mom," Connie yelled from the living room. "I got a letter
asking me to be at McAlister Park on Saturday evening. Okay if
I go?"
Teaser
Tuesday, August 13, 2002
Barry
Muntz looked around the room: it was empty... completely empty.
Just one week ago this room used to belong to the Chairman of
the Board of Andromeda, and now it was only a haunting reminder
of the failure of Operation Thinktank. Barry had been under orders
from the Chairman himself to oversee the cleanup of the Andromeda
Headquarters in Chicago and Barry took his job very seriously.
He, like everyone else under the employment of the mysterious
Andromeda corporation, wanted to impress the mysterious man they
all called boss. It was an honor for Barry to serve as The Chairman's
right hand man, especially after his failure to retrieve the complete
Imagination Station plans. Barry took one last look at the illustrious
room where so many important decisions had been made, turned,
and closed the door behind him. It was then that it finally sunk
in for Barry: Andromeda was finished.
Muntz
climbed into the elevator located at the end of the long hallway
and pressed the button for the ground floor. Moments later the
doors opened and Barry walked out into the extravagant lobby where
a handful of former employees were scrambling about with boxes
and personal belongings. Barry walked past them without so much
as an acknowledgment; no one knew how vitally important Barry
was to the company and he planned on keeping it that way. He approached
the former receptionist's desk and reached into the cubby hole
labeled "Quinton" where he retrieved a week's worth
of mail. Harry Quinton was just one of many aliases Barry used
when around other people, but it was the name in which Barry had
been hired on to Andromeda. He glanced at the stack of envelopes
in his hand and something caught his attention. There was a folder
with his name written across it and a holographic image of a park
that he didn't recognize. He looked around the lobby and when
sure no one was looking, tore open the folder and pulled out a
piece of paper. It began "Saturday evening, McAlister park...".
"What is this?" Barry thought out loud, and then continued
to read.
Teaser
Wednesday, August 14, 2002
The
mayor's assistant approached the desk of Margaret Faye clutching
a letter in her hands. "Ms. Faye, this is for you",
the assistant said as she handed the envelope to the mayor. "Thank
you my dear", Margaret replied as she took the letter from
her hands and looked it over. It was a simple envelope with no
return address to be found. The Mayor tore it open and examined
the letter that was found within. "Cancel my appointments
this Saturday", Margaret exclaimed as she scanned the sheet
of paper, "I want to get to the bottom of this."
Teaser
Thursday, August 15, 2002
Robert
Mitchell sat at his computer typing up a resume. He was going
to have to find some work now that the FBI didn't need him anymore
and being an employee of what remained of Novacom was certainly
out of the question. Suddenly, Mitch's heart skipped a beat. He
heard a familiar sound emanating from his computer and he looked
in the corner of the screen
it was an instant message from
someone claiming to be AREM! Curious and confused as to why someone
would impersonate him, Mitch chose to accept the message and was
greeted by a strange voice. "Hello Mitch", the computer
said as Mitch straightened up in his chair, "Looking to make
some money?"
"Who
are you and what do you want from me?" Mitch entered into
the keyboard, hoping the mysterious user would identify himself.
"Go
to McAlister Park this Saturday. There, all your questions will
be answered." Mitch drummed his fingers on his computer desk
and thought about how he would respond. With a deep breath he
began to type.
"What
time do I need to be there?".
Teaser
Friday, August 16, 2002
Eugene
stared at the tiny scrap of paper he held in his hand. "Meet
me, McAlister Park, 10:30 PM, Saturday. Signed, a friend."
The small note had been slipped under his door in the night. He
dropped into the chair in the corner of the room. No one knew
where he was, or so he thought. So how
?
Introduction
Part A
Saturday, August 17, 2002
A
lone streetlight illuminated the western corner of McAlister Park,
where a small crowd had gathered. Attendees whispered inquisitively
amongst themselves, each one wondering why they were there.
Arthur
Dent paced nervously across the grounds, muttering to himself,
while Robert Mitchell found Connie and chatted about the events
of the day. Jack Allen was somewhat amused by the gathering, but
confused nonetheless, and Mayor Margaret Faye appeared to be growing
bored. Jason Whittaker, who had arrived back in Odyssey only days
before, yawned as he stretched out across a park bench and Monica
Stone, who had been granted clemency from the governor, stood
motionless at the edge of the clearing. Barry Muntz, who was unknown
to all but one member of the group, leaned up against the bench.
Wooton busied himself by reading a comic strip, constantly shifting
the pages so as to catch the full rays from the street light onto
the book.
Richard
Maxwell renewed a few old acquaintances, while Mary Hopkins dashed
nervously around, asking everyone why they were thus assembled.
And the surprise of the night was the appearance of Eugene Meltsner
on the scene. When he walked onto the park grounds, it was the
first time many of those assembled had seen him in over two months.
He looked weary, but otherwise healthy.
Suddenly,
bright lights flashed and a group of men rolled large cameras
into view. "Thats it, boys, get em set up,"
a familiar voice yelled, piercing through the darkness.
Cryin
Bryan Dern.
He
received a cue from his head cameraman and burst into action.
"All right, everyone. Im sure you all wonder why youre
here. I wont keep you in suspense any longer. Each one of
you has been chosen to participate in a new reality game show."
He
paused. Some of those gathered appeared excited, while others
groaned. "Anyways, you may be thinking of telling me youre
not interested, but let me tell you that the winner could walk
away with a great big wad of cash. And I do mean a great big wad
of it. Were talking the big bucks here. Who knows? It could
even be more than a million! Now how about it? Anyone here not
want to be a millionaire?"
No
one proffered a raised hand.
"All
right then. Let me tell you a bit about whats going on.
You see hey, kid, were like having a big, important
conversation here. Get out of the way, will you?" Alex Jefferson
began to protest, but Dern cut him off. "Shut up, kid. Hey
Donny," Dern said, motioning to one of the camera-men, "get
this kid out of here." He stopped for a moment. "Hey,
arent you the kid that won that race a while back?"
Alex brightened. "Well yeah!" he began. Dern smiled.
"Now lets see how fast you can race out of here." Alex
turned and left, fuming.
"Now,
as I was saying before I got interrupted
youve been
chosen to participate in a new game show where you compete to
find out which one of you is the mole. You see, the producer and
I met with one of you earlier today
that person is the
mole. During the game, youll be participating in a lot of
events to earn money to go into the pot. The winner of the game
and Ill tell you more about that when Ive got
more time takes it all. Sound fair? Then again, what do
I care about fair?" He laughed.
Introduction
Part B
Sunday, August 18, 2002
"Lithuania!"
Mary Hopkins protested. "Why do we have to go somewhere
like that? Why not England or Spain or somewhere that we all
know something about? I dont know a thing about Lithuania.
Does anyone there even speak English?"
Mary
Hopkins and eleven other Odyssians had had been chosen as
contestants in a new game show being run in their home state.
"Forget
to look over the entry forms, Ms. Hopkins?" laughed Cryin
Bryan Dern, who seemed to plan on running every aspect of
the contestants lives for the duration of the show.
"It said Europe. How was I supposed to know wed
be going to some out-of-the-way place like Lithuania? Where
exactly is it anyways?"
"Wow,
great. Just great. A show of espionage, intrigue, travel and
adventure and before we even get there, someone bursts into
tears. How do I get myself into these messes?" Dern fumed.
"Anyways, once we arrive at the --"
"Ms.
Hopkins, Lithuania is small country in Europe located near
the Baltic Sea," began Eugene from the back of the bus.
"They were once a part of Poland and were later absorbed
by Russia, but they became an independent country in 1918.
Unfortunately, they were absorbed again by the Soviets in
1940 and by 1941, the little country was conquered by Germany.
After the Second World War, they again became part of the
Soviet Empire and remained in that state until they declared
their independence in 1991. They have a population of less
than four million. Does that answer your question, Miss Hopkins?"
"Well,
uh
" Mary began, and then quickly trailed off. "Oh,
forget it," moaned Dern from the front passenger seat.
"Now that brain-boy Meltsner has finished his lecture,
I hope he wont mind considerably if I, as head of the
show, say a few words of why youre going to Lithuania
in the first place. All right with you, Eugenie?"
Eugene
protested to the use of the name Eugenie, but otherwise conceded
the floor or at least, the seat to Bryan Dern.
"All right. Now you all know why youre headed for
that Litho-country, right? Well, except for little miss Mary
over there, anyways. You gonna make it being away from home
for such a long time?" he mocked.
Mary
objected vehemently to Derns words and proclaimed that
she was plenty ready to face the challenge ahead, but her
words were to no avail. Dern just chuckled, then turned to
the driver. "Turn right, man. Cant you read a map?"
"Mr.
Dern, thats enough," snapped Jack Allen as he struggled
with his seat belt. Usually mild-tempered, Jack was getting
tired of hearing Derns tirades. "Tell us about
the game, Dern, but skip the comments."
"You
getting this, Phil?" Dern asked his cameraman? "Sure
am, boss. And these clowns are going to make the ratings shoot
through the roof!"
"Anyways,
kiddies, we all arrive in Pittsburgh International Airport
in about ten minutes. If my driver can pick out the bright
blue Airport signs along the road and realize that the great
big tower over to my left is, perhaps, the air traffic control
tower and that those big planes on the runways you can see
in the distance just might be Airbuses oh, and I see
a 47 in line for takeoff, that is. And if we
can find a place to park that isnt three miles from
the terminals. Why we couldnt take off from Cleveland,
I have no idea. Or dont they have international flights
or something? But hey, Im only the host. I dont
get told these things."
An
F-14 roared overhead, drowning out Derns voice. "Where
did that come from?" Connie asked, clearly surprised.
"Well, Miss Kendall, since September 11th, F-14s have
been stationed at the Pittsburgh Air Force Refueling-Wing
in case of an emergency. Perhaps theyre doing a trial
run of sorts," Eugene offered. "Yeah," said
Dern. "Either that or they thought my cameraman posed
an immediate threat to the security of the nation. You know,
Phil, maybe you shouldnt have grown that beard."
He
paused briefly. "Anyways, as Ive been trying to
say for the last ten minutes you see a parking place
yet, driver? you all know why youre here. The
twelve of you are going to be matching wits against each other
on a continent-wide playing field. Twelve of you are well-known
Odyssey citizens. Several of you are well respected. One of
you is a mole. All of you are from Odyssey and area. All of
you know each other. One of the twelve of you has agreed to
be our mole and will be working secretly to undermine everything
the rest of you do. You see, all of you will be participating
in a series of events. Completing one successfully adds money
to the community pot
welcome to communism everyone.
Now, whenever I feel like it, which should coincide nicely
with the end of each challenge, Ill test you guys with
several questions about the identity of the mole. Whoever
answers the most questions incorrectly will be removed from
contention and eventually we will have eliminated all of you.
As for the exemptions, well, Ill let the producer tell
you about that. Anyways, the last three remaining will be
two players and the mole. Youll compete in a final test
in private rooms. The winner gets all the money in the pot
the losers take none. The mole gets a nice little check made
out to the sum of eighty thousand dollars. Any questions?"
"Yeah,
I have one. Whats any of this have to do with Lithuania?"
Richard Maxwell asked. "You guys dont get TV at
all. What, you think the viewers want to see you compete in
a sack race in McAlister Park? Or maybe a water balloon fight
at Whits End? Or would your Mr. Whittaker oppose that
on the grounds that it constitutes violence and teaches something
bad to the children of Odyssey. Yeah, something like that.
Anyways, the show needs excitement. A desperate bike race
along the roads used for the Tour de France to compete for
an exemption. A match of wits in a hunt for concealed objects
in Luxembourg. Not that those things will happen or anything,
but you get the picture, right? I hope so, cause I hate
saying things that sound like they came out of an ad campaign.
Anyways, guys, welcome to the Pittsburgh International Airport.
Let me show you the first challenge. See those doors over
there? See if you can walk through them. Too hard for you,
Ms. Hopkins?" sneered Dern.
After
over an hour of nervous, excited chatter as the group passed
through security, Wooton Bassett emerged from the cauldron
of humanity and headed for the nearly floor-to-ceiling row
of television screens listing departures. "Houston, Indianapolis
hey, wheres Lithuania?" Jason Whittaker, who made
it through security shortly after Alex, chucked. "Itll
be a connecting flight, Wooton. Several, actually, and probably
a good deal of driving too. Lithuania isnt exactly a
hot tourist spot."
An
hour later, the twelve contestants, Dern, the driver and cameraman
a group of fifteen in all sat aboard US Airways
Flight 157, destination Charles de Gaulle International Airport,
Paris, France, the first leg of their journey to Lithuania
and the start of the challenge
the challenge to unearth
a mole.
Introduction
Part C
Monday, August 19, 2002
"Welcome
to the part of the world where names are assembled by randomly
picking letters out of the alphabet," shouted Cryin
Brian Dern. The initial flight from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
to Paris France the previous had exhausted the group and
they rested in the luxurious and ornate Hotel Royal Saint-Honore,
which was unfortunately a significant trek from the de Gaulle.
The next day, they boarded an American DC-10 at the Paris
airport and flew the short hop to Zurich, Switzerland, where
they got on a connecting flight to Copenhagen, Denmark.
From Copenhagen they had flown to Riga. And at the small
airport in Riga, they boarded a small AirBaltic plane headed
for Vilnius, Lithuania.
"Ive
been on planes before, but what in the world is this thing?"
Connie inquired shortly after the small jet completed takeoff.
Most of the group shook their heads. Even Eugene was silent.
Mitch, sitting over the wing of the craft, rummaged through
the material in the seat pouch in front of him until he
found an evacuation procedure sheet. "Its a AVRO
RJ70, whatever that is," he told Connie. "It seats
seventy."
"This
thing is tested, right?" asked Connie. "Like,
the engine wont turn off while were over the
Baltic Sea or anything, will it?"
"Relax,
everyone; Im sure this pilot has flown planes dozens
of times before today," Dern began with a chuckle.
The plane hit heavy turbulence and Barry Muntz, who had
been pacing the floor, was thrown against the overhead compartments
and crumpled, ending up laying sprawled across the armrest
of the seat on the opposite side of the aisle. "Make
that half a dozen times," Dern said. Jason leaned forward
to see if he was injured, but Barry pulled himself up and
quietly sat down.
Dern
cleared his throat and announced, "Id like you
to meet the producer of this upcoming little fiasco, Simon
Oliver. I suppose you ought to get all the important details
straight from him before we land in that city with the unpronounceable
name. And by the way, well give you tonight to rest,
but tomorrow, the first event starts bright and early! I
hope youre all used to getting up at five, because
youll be doing that tomorrow."
Several
passengers groaned. "Simon, you coming?" Dent
called. "Phil, where is he? I havent seen him
here. He was supposed to meet us on this flight, right?"
"Change
of plans, Mr. Dern. Hell meet us in Lithuania."
Dern sighed. "Guess Ill have to tell you the
gruesome details myself. He decides to come on a different
flight, but do I get told? No! I never get told anything!"
Kidnap
Challenge Part 1
Tuesday, August 20, 2002
Monica
Stone paced nervously about the lavish hotel lobby
in Lithuania. A short, stocky man of obvious Baltic
origin sat comfortably on an ornate couch watching
with interest the news program playing on the lobby
television. Monica wandered over and tried to start
a conversation. "Hi, I'm Monica and --"
she began. It was as far as she got, as the man emitted
a "hmmph" and turned away. Within a few
seconds, he was again engrossed in the news program.
She wondered if he even knew a word of English.
She
was bored. She had awakened shortly past six and,
although she knew there was nothing to be done until
the group rendezvous in the lobby at eight o'clock,
she nevertheless found it impossible to sleep. With
each passing moment she tried to anticipate what the
future held for her in the game. She was a traveler
- moving around the United States frequently during
her short career with Andromeda, had visited a non-contiguous
state, Alaska, where she had first met Jason Whittaker,
and had been a part of a tour group in Europe two
years past. But in the Europe she had seen, the items
of interest were medieval castles, Normandy beach,
the Eiffel Tower and the Coliseum. She had visited
England, France, Germany and Italy, but never a country
like Lithuania. Never in a Baltic country or in a
region submersed with rumors of war and threat of
imminent forceful political takeover; never in a region
where violence was a way of life.
She
was used to violence, although most of the violence
had been of her own doing. Violent action could be
taken to achieve a goal, but a place where rioting
and almost meaningless violence was an integral part
of society was something she wasn't prepared to face.
"And yet," she mused, "Here I am in
Lithuania."
Bryan
Dern yawned as he entered the lobby. "Well, I
see we have an early riser among us," he said
through another yawn. "What's the matter? Television
doesn't appeal to you when it's in a different language?"
She frowned. "Aw, well, that's not why I wanted
to talk to you," Dern continued. "Seeing
as you're the first person up, how would you like
your own assignment? Just one thing, Ms. Stone. Do
you have an aversion to being kidnapped?"
She
stared, appearing shocked and completely bewildered.
"Kidnapped?" she shrieked. The hotel clerk
looked up, but not understanding more than a few words
of English, took little note of the conversation.
"Yeah. As in, we take you away and all the other
contestants have to find you within the designated
amount of time, three hours. If they find you in time,
a total of $50,000 will be added to the pot. But,
details later. You don't mind, do you? But hey, even
if you do, no one gets a say in whether or not they
are kidnapped. " He grinned. Two young men who
were standing by the hotel doors suppressed a laugh
and smiled broadly when Dern issued the command: "Take
her away."
An
hour later, the entire group minus Monica -
was assembled inside the lobby. Jason stretched his
arms over his head and yawned. Eugene, who stood by
the outer doors, said impatiently, "Mr. Dern,
couldn't they give a wake-up call to Ms. Stone?"
Dern
laughed. "They could, but it would do no good.
She's not in her room." The others glanced about,
slightly confused. "Maybe she's just a sound
sleeper," suggested Connie. "She's not in
her room," repeated Dern somewhat testily. "I
know," he continued, a smirk on his face, "Because
she was kidnapped half an hour ago."
"She
was what? Kidnapped?" demanded Jack Allen, who
until then had been content to relax in one of he
plush lobby chairs. Dern nodded. "Yeah, and it
was pulled off pretty well if I do say so myself."
A few in the room began to calm noticeably. "Are
you saying, Mr. Dern, that this is a part of the game?"
The others waited for the answer, which soon came.
"Are you saying, Mr. Meltsner, that you failed
to determine that until this moment?" mocked
Dern. He looked around at the others. "Of course
it's part of the game!"
"Now,
here's the deal," Dern said. "We're splitting
you guys up into three groups. Mitch, Connie and Richard
are going by car, Wooton, Eugene, and Jason by helicopter
and Mary, Jack, Margaret, Arthur and Barry by boat.
And in case you were wondering why so many of you
ended up on the boat, theres more room there.
Also, we don't just randomly assign groups together,
by the way. We know about you and Mitch, Connie. And
don't think we don't see the significance of putting
Barry in the boat with you, Ms. Hopkins. In fact,
we know a lot about all of you, as I'm sure you'll
find out in the course of the game. But you guys need
to get started, so here's what you have to do."
He
supplied them with the goal of the game: find the
kidnapped member of their group, Monica Stone, within
three hours. The prize for doing so: $50,000 into
the pot for the winner to take home at the end. Each
person was supplied with a cell phone with preset
dialers set to all other participants - including
Monica. Ms. Stone would be blindfolded, might be in
transit, could be anywhere within the city and would
likely know little of where she was herself, but she
had a cell phone provided to her. During the course
of the game, as the groups split up into their respective
forms of transportation, the helicopter search team,
the ground team in an old Jeep and the team out patrolling
the city's border on the Baltic sea in a small chartered
boat, they could remain in contact with the kidnapped
member of the group as well as the others in an attempt
to track her down. They were told that the helicopter
would have a professional pilot and the boat a captain,
but that they would make the decisions.
"You
guys ready?" Dern asked. "Well, you should
be. There's a Jeep waiting right outside the lobby
for those going in it. You guys can start out now.
The dark blue van is for those being taken to the
chopper and the gray van will take the rest out to
the boat launch. Get going! The clock is ticking."
"I
don't even know where to begin," complained Connie
from the backseat of the Jeep. How are we supposed
to track down a person with no information?"
Mitch flipped open his cell phone. "By calling
her, of course." He pressed the first preset
button and waited for Monica to pick up.
The
cell phone rang inside her pocket and Monica answered.
Mitch's voice on the other end asked what she knew
of her location. "I'm in a car. That's all I
know." Mitch groaned and asked, "That's
it? There's gotta be half a million cars passing through
here and we can't stop each one to see if you're in
it!" She sighed. "I know. It's pretty hopeless.
With this blindfold, I can't get anything that will
help you." Mitch interjected, "Wait. Why
don't you just take the thing off?" But the answer
was depressing: "Someone's back here watching
me. If I so much as lift if half an inch, it's game
over. I guess if I learn anything, I'll give you guys
a call." Richard Maxwell grabbed the phone from
Mitch. "Wai- Wait, Monica, you still there?"
She affirmed and he continued, "Give me an idea
of what's going on. Is it a low-riding vehicle like
a car or is it a truck or an SUV?" She thought
for a moment, and then answered, "a car, I think."
Richard mouthed to the others that it was a car, then
resumed his conversation with Monica. "What's
the interior? Leather?" "No," she quickly
replied. "Feel around on the door," he instructed.
"See if it has power windows and locks or not."
She felt around in the darkness for a few moments,
then replied. Mitch turned to the others. "No
power windows or locks, the interior is not leather,
and it rides low like a car. And it's got to be at
least a four-seater for her to be in the backseat,
so we can eliminate a sports car."
Mitch
nodded. It was progress. But Connie was growing impatient.
"Great. That's wonderful. Now all we've got to
do is stop every passing older or inexpensive car
model. That should give us only a few hundred thousand
left to check. Great, real great." Richard scowled
at her. "It helps," he growled. "At
least once we start catching up with her we might
be able to pick out which vehicle she's in."
The
motor on the small boat sputtered, then roared to
life. Mary Hopkins looked wearily around at the other
two group members in the boat with her, Jack Allen
and Barry Muntz. "What good are we going to do
sitting out here on the water?" she inquired,
somewhat annoyed. "Well, it's not so bad,"
Jack said. "A nice day, great time to be out
on the water. It ought to be quite relaxing, really."
Barry
Muntz cut in angrily. "I didn't join this game
so I could just sit around and relax," he fumed.
"I want to do something!" He paced the small
boat deck impatiently. "You'll get your chance,"
Jack assured him. "Perhaps sooner than you expect."
"What's
that supposed to mean?" Barry shot back. "You
know something we don't?" Jack said, "No,
it's nothing. I'm just saying you never know what
will happen."
He
paused. "You know, I think we can handle the
boat for now," he told the captain, who was really
only there to get the boat in and out of the docking
area and to help in case of an emergency. "I'll
take the wheel." The captain looked him over.
"Do you know what you're doing?" Jack smiled.
"I can handle a boat," he replied.
At
eight thousand feet aboard an old but relatively spacious
Bell helicopter, Wooton Bassett pressed the fourth
preset button and hit send. A few moments later,
Richard Maxwell answered. "Yeah?" Wooton
held the phone firm against his ear to hear over the
whirl of the propellers and the hum of the motor and
to make out Richard's words through the poor connection.
"Hey, this is Wooton. We're kinda lost for what
to do up here," he said. "Any ideas?"
On the ground, Richard sighed. "It's a wild goose
chase. We'll never find her like this. I've got to
say that I'm really stumped." "Yeah, none
of us have any idea either," Wooton said. "Hey,
hang on a minute. I'm going to -- " But Richard
didn't hear the rest of Wooton's sentence, as Mitch's
phone was ringing and Mitch was clearly intent on
the conversation. He mumbled a few words to the party
on the other end and hung up, then looked up at the
group. "That was Monica. She said the car just
passed over a railway crossing." Richard grabbed
a map from the glove compartment and hurriedly spread
it out in front of him. "This is great,"
he said as he scanned the map for crossings. Then
his face fell. "There are seven railroad crossings
in this city," he informed the group. She could
have been heading either way across any one of them."
His cellular was still on and he could faintly hear
Wooton yelling, so he picked up back up. "Hey,
Wooton -- yeah, I'm sorry about -- yes, I'm back now.
We had, uh -- Wooton, will you quit blabbering for
a moment and listen up?' Wooten went silent. "Monica
just called to say they just went over a railroad
crossing." Wooton burst into conversation again,
and Richard once again silenced him. "Wooton,
no, it - no, there are -- Wooton, shut up and listen
to me!" Richard yelled. "There are half
a dozen no, more even - crossings in this town
and we don't even know which direction she may have
been heading over it. Yes, yes, hang up in case she
wants to call back. Yes, she could call someone else,
but please -- No, I don't want to hear it," Richard
finished, slamming the phone closed in disgust.
Aboard
the chopper, Wooton looked to Eugene. "Sorry,"
he said, "but he hung up." Eugene slipped
his own cell phone out of his pocket and called Richard.
"I was attempting to have Wooton tell you something,"
he complained. "We can do flyovers of the crossings
while on the phone with Ms. Stone. We may be able
to determine her general whereabouts based on the
cell phone reception."
"Wait
a minute, Eugene," Richard said. "For a
man of your intellect, I thought you'd know that the
reception is based on the cell towers. If you're standing
next to one tower, you'll have great reception even
if she's a hundred miles away as long as she's near
one too. You can't find her location that way."
Eugene differed. "That's true, but we can find
the tower she is nearest by finding the one with the
least delay in conversation. Then we just look at
a map, find the nearest railroad crossings and have
a general idea of which way is headed." Richard
pondered a moment. "There seems to be some problems
with that, but right now, anything's worth a try,"
he said. "Really, I'm surprised your cellulars
are even working up there in the chopper, so I guess
I won't rule anything out."
Aboard
the boat, Barry had phoned Monica. After a brief discussion,
Barry was saying, "I don't see how we can do
anything out here on this boat," when Monica
cut in excitedly. "What's that noise I hear in
the background?" she asked. "Oh, that. I
think it's some sort of fishery or whatever you call
those things. They've got a huge horn that blares
every few minutes to alert the others that another
boat has come in. It's about driving me insane."
Monica,
however, had a different opinion. "That's great!"
she enthused. I heard it go off two or three times
about ten minutes ago!" Barry whispered the good
news to Jack, who was standing nearby, then said to
Monica, "Great! Now, have you heard anything
else that might give you an idea of which way they
are taking you?" The answer was a no.
"The
line's still busy," said Eugene from up in the
chopper. "Wait - there, it's ringing." Through
the static, he made out Monica's voice. "Hello?"
Within minutes, the chopper was circling all the areas
marked on the map as having railroad crossings, with
Eugene operating a timer feature on his watch to determine
the delay. "Now," he said. "Now,"
Monica's voice came back a tenth of a second later.
He jotted down the time as the chopper made its way
to the next point. After they had checked out all
six locations, he looked over his list. "Here,"
he said excitedly, pointing to the map. "She's
got to be somewhere in this area."
Jason
looked down at his watch. "That's great, but
we'd better hurry. Half of our time is already gone
and we've just now found which general area she's
in!"
Kidnap
Challenge Part 2
Wednesday, August 21, 2002
In
the car, matters were confused. Jack had just called
in to inform the group that Monica was by the waterfront.
His call was quickly followed by one from Jason, stating
that Monica was on the opposite side of town. "Which
way do we go?" asked Connie. Richard responded,
"As much as I know Eugene's the genius in this
game, I think I'd go with the word from Jack. Eugene's
whole idea is somewhat speculation and a lot of hope.
I mean, the ideas sound in theory, but if I
understand it right, he speaks and times how long
it takes for Monica to repeat him to time the delay.
But what if Monica is in the middle of a breath or
responds slowly? She could mess the entire calculations
up. Take what Jack told us, on the other hand. It's
based on what she heard being identified. To me, it
seems more solid evidence. Eugene knew his method
was doubtful at best; in fact, he told me so. It was
better than nothing, but now we have something much
more definite and I say go with it. You with me?"
Richard's
speech ended and he looked back at Mitch and Connie.
They nodded. "Okay, then. Let's see which way
she's headed," he said, unfolding a map. Here's
the crossroads where that fish whatever-it-is place
is. Now, Monica told me she was sure they were not
on a highway, so she would have had to pass it on
this road over here," he said, tracing his finger
along the map. "Now, did she say left side?"
he asked. Mitch responded, "She thinks the sound
came from the left, yes." Richard then thought
for a moment. "Okay, it was on her left. In this
crazy left-side driving country, that means she was
headed this way. They must have gone over this crossing
back here. And over here..." he trailed off.
"Where'd my phone go?" he asked. Connie
handed it to him and looked at him questioningly.
"Hey Monica, this is Richard. Yeah. Just call
me the moment you guys cross another railroad track,
okay?
He then hung up and dialed one of the chopper presets.
"Jason? Oh, Wooton. Listen, could you get me
Jason?" In a moment, Jason had the phone. "Jason
here." Richard took a short breath, and then
told Jason his plan.
"Get
this copter over this little place right here,"
Jason ordered the pilot. "Can we hover it low
right over this railroad crossing?" he said,
holding up a map.
Five
minutes later, the helicopter was hovering over the
spot and Monica had been told to call Wooton instead
of Richard. The three in the helicopter waited excitedly,
Eugene and Jason peering down with binoculars and
Wooton almost trembling as he held the phone and talked
to Monica. "You haven't passed the tracks yet,
have you?" he inquired after a few minutes wait.
She hadn't. Jason and Eugene starred down at the crossing.
Only a few cars had passed and Eugene grinned. "If
this information's right, it should be easy!"
They waited. "Now!" Wooton shouted. "A
gray automobile has just crossed," Eugene announced.
Jason agreed, looking up from the binoculars. "Follow
this road," he told the pilot. Take us as low
as we can go and at about 50 miles per hour, if you
can." After Eugene supplied a metric conversion,
the pilot nodded and they began following the car
down the road.
"Can't
we go any lower?" asked Wooton. The pilot shook
his head. Jason and Eugene kept their binoculars trained
on the car, while Wooton made a call to the group
in the car. It was Mitch's phone that rang, but it
was sitting on the console and Connie picked it up.
"Hello?" She paused to listen. "Really?
Great. Here's Richard." Wooton laid out where
they needed to go to cut the other vehicle off. "It's
all up to you guys now," he said. Richard spun
the car around and shifted into high gear. "Hold
on tight," he yelled. "We've got work to
do."
The
Jeep sped across the old, pothole-covered road, racing
towards the determined cut-off point. "How far
away are you?" Jason asked from the helicopter.
"We're just passing the turnabout that takes
you back to the hotel," Connie replied. "Let
me talk to Richard," Jason said. Richard grabbed
the phone and replied yes a few times, then "Okay,
I know what we've got to do."
"Hold
on tight you two," Richard shouted. "You're
gonna get the ride of your life!" He spun the
wheel and pulled off the road. The Jeep sped across
the empty, seemingly endless expanse of sand, clay
and the occasional tuft of grass that made up Lithuania's
ground. The Jeep rocked as they slammed into the ditches
and the wheels spun hard as they sunk into patches
of muddied earth.
"Is
this legal around here?" Connie asked. Mitch
laughed. "Call it the law of Jeeps." Connie
wasn't impressed. "We could get arrested,"
she said. It was Richard's turn to chuckle. "The
police in this part of the world have enough trouble
as it is. They can't spare men to monitor traffic
through fields and deserts." Mitch told Connie
not to worry about it, then seemed to consider and
asked Richard, "Do you have any idea where you're
headed?" The Jeep lurched forward into a ditch
and the passengers were thrown forwards. "Well,
we have to cut off the car before they reach this
turnoff," Richard said, indicating a point on
the roadmap. "Cross-country is the only way we
can get there on time."
"I
wish I brought along some fishing tackle," Jack
Allen said as he sat in a lawn chair upon the boat
deck. "If this is an indication of what this
game will be like, I hope I'm out soon," muttered
Barry. Mary Hopkins chatted on her cell phone with
Margaret Faye, who, while in the helicopter, was similarly
bored. "Being out on this old boat is a complete
waste of time," she complained to Margaret. "And
I don't want to be around this horrible fish water
any longer!"
"Were
going to get killed!" screamed Connie as Richard
took the Jeep down a steep embankment that dumped
out onto a road. He slammed on the breaks to slow
the vehicle down and tried to keep control while it
raced towards the road. The breaks squealed and smoked
as the car reached the bottom of the hill and they
skid onto the highway. An oncoming car swerved hard
into the passing lane, avoiding collision and Richard
regained control of the vehicle. "I cant
believe you did that," said Mitch. He was even
more surprised when instead of pulling onto the road
and joining its traffic, Richard waited for a momentary
lull in the traffic and then floored the gas pedal.
They raced across the four lanes of traffic, trying
to keep away from oncoming cars. A small car had difficulty
yielding in time, so Richard swerved hard and the
Jeep grazed a telephone pole as it exited the road.
Connies head was buried in her hands. She raised
her head slightly and looked at Mitch, who was glaring
at Richard. "Its just a game, Maxwell!
You could have killed us out there!"
Back
in the chopper, Jason called Mitch. "Great,"
he said after hearing their location. "Youre
looking good to cut them off at the intersection.
Remember, Dern said that if we catch up to them while
in a vehicle, we just have to remain side-by-side
with them for 15 seconds to win." He laughed.
"I guess the challenge is in finding her and
they dont want a major collision as part of
the game! Youll get there before them, so just
wait for them there."
Six
minutes later, the Jeep arrived at the crossroads.
On the phone, Wooton Bassett told them the description
of the car and that it was due to arrive in about
two minutes. Mitch smiled. "Ready for some excitement?"
he asked. Connie scowled and replied, "I dont
think I want any more excitement as long as I live."
A gray car appeared on the horizon and Richard announced,
"Keep your seatbelts fastened as we get ready
for takeoff!"
"This
is the right car, right?" asked Mitch. From the
air team, the reply came back. It was affirmative.
"Alright, three seconds until blastoff,"
Richard told the others, gripping the wheel tightly.
The gray car drew closer
closer. Richard slammed
the Jeep into gear and floored the gas pedal. He whipped
the wheel hard and the Jeep spun out onto the road
directly in front of the car containing the kidnapped
contestant, Monica Stone.
The
cars driver slammed on his breaks, turning the
wheel sharply and somewhat dangerously as he did so.
The breaking mechanism smoked and shrieked, but the
vehicle stopped short of the Jeep and was well into
its turn. In the Jeep, Richard eased his foot on the
gas pedal and pulled up alongside the turning car.
The car made the turn successfully and the driver
gunned the gas pedal. The Jeep followed alongside
and one of the game assistants, who was in the car
with Monica and the driver, had started his stopwatch.
The jeep, which was riding alongside them off the
left side of the road, was easily keeping up with
them. "Seven seconds," the man announced
to Monica. "Ten. Eleven. Tw" he stopped.
"Not
now! Not when we were so close!" moaned Mitch.
"Not after all this!" They had been riding
on the dirt and sparse grass along the side of the
road, but had been paying attention to the car alongside
of them and not to what lie ahead. Cones, trucks and
workers. A new lane was being added to the road; they
had run into a construction zone
Richard
turned the Jeep around and pulled back onto the road,
but by the time the Jeep had accelerated again, the
car they were chasing was well ahead. Connie pounded
her fist against the seat in disgust and Mitch looked
angry. "We still have a chance, you know,"
said Richard as the Jeep sped across the highway.
"After all, their car cant go all that
fast."
"Yeah.
What is that thing, anyways? A Yugo?" asked Mitch.
"Youve been listening to radio talk shows
in the afternoon, havent you?" Richard
chuckled. "No, really," said Mitch. "I
think it is a Yugo and one of those ought to be easy
to catch up with!" And his words seemed true,
as the Jeep slowly crept up on the Yugo. "Were
within a hundred feet now, I think," said Richard.
The two vehicles raced down the road, the gap slowly
narrowing. "80 feet," guessed Mitch after
a quarter-mile. Later, "50."
Suddenly,
the Jeep sputtered. The passengers looked up, startled,
and the Jeep lunged forwards slightly, then came to
a stop on the hill they were ascending. Richard slammed
on the breaks, but quickly realized they couldnt
stay in the middle of the road on an incline and looked
back for traffic. Upon seeing none, he slowly released
the break pedal and guided the Jeep into a controlled
slide back down to the bottom of the hill, where he
pulled the car backwards off the road. He groaned
and crumpled up the map into a ball. "I was so
busy that I never thought to check," he told
the others wearily. "Huh?" Connie said.
"Can you fix it?" Richard groaned, but didnt
reply. Mitch looked at the dashboard. "Were
out of gas," he said. He flipped open his cellular
and called the boat.
"Hey,
this is Monica. You guys forget about me or something?"
Mary Hopkins laughed. "Forget you? No, but you
can forget about us. Weve been floating out
here in this water for more than two hours and nothings
happened." Monica laughed. "Oh, hold on
a second, Monica." She set the phone down on
the table and looked up at Barry, who was holding
up his phone and a map, pointing excitedly and trying
hard to get her attention. "Yes, what is it?"
she asked.
"Its
one of the guys in the Jeep on the phone and he says
we need to get this tub ashore and hail a cab to,
uh, this place right here," said Barry, pointing
to a map that he had grabbed on his way to tell Ms.
Hopkins. "Apparently, they need a little backup.
And he said something about finding a cabbie who likes
to drive fast and likes chasing other vehicles,"
Barry said, grinning widely.
Mary,
however, looked pale. "A car chase? They want
us in a car chase?" she asked. "Yeah. I
already told Jack, Margaret and that Dent fellow.
Is he a little crazy or something? Kept saying that
he was sorry, but we were not permitted to catch up
with her. I really dont get him at all."
At
the wheel, Jack pushed the little boat as hard as
it would go. "Forty minutes left," he kept
repeating to himself. "Forty minutes left. Well
never make it."
Aboard
the helicopter, the passengers were frantic. "Whats
going on down there?" demanded Jason. Eugene
grabbed his phone and dialed the car. "What happened?"
he asked. He was told of their plight and informed
Jason. "Oh, wonderful," said Jason. "And
were up here unable to do anything and the guys
in the boat will never make it back in time to catch
up with her, even if they do stay course." Eugene
interrupted. "They will. A car of that build
would not easily handle trekking cross-country and
the road they are on heads straight back to the water.
Theres nowhere to turn off until they reach
an area not far from the seashore."
Back
in the boat, Jack Allen was making good speed at the
wheel. Barry stood by as navigator, carefully plotting
a course based on the charts supplied to them. There
was still more than a half an hour in the game and
they could already see large buildings towering in
the distance. "Hey, youre going to hit
a sandbar!" said Barry. "Turn left!"
Jack looked up at the charts. "No, we wont
run aground," he said. "Yes, youre
headed right for it!" Barry shouted, drawing
the attention of the others on board. "No Im
not!" Jack shouted back. "If I turn left,
well slam right into it!" Jack turned the
wheel to the right and Barry shouted "No!"
then grabbed the wheel and wrestled away Jacks
grip. He spun the wheel hard left, but Jack grabbed
it again and tried to pull it back towards the right.
"Were
going to
hit if you
wont let go!" he said as he tried
to force the wheel to the right. As they struggled
for control of the wheel, Mary Hopkins, Margaret Faye
and Arthur Dent looked on, trying to decide whom to
help, if indeed there was need for it. The boat crew
was by far the largest group, but also the most undecided.
They did nothing.
The
bow slammed into the sandbar and lifted up out of
the water. "Now see what you did?" Jack
fumed. "Me?" Barry protested. "You
purposely ran us aground!" he said, shaking his
fist at Jack. "Thats a lie!" Jack
shouted. Margaret Faye stepped in. "Gentlemen,
gentlemen
!" They quieted. "Jack, Ive
never seen you act like this before! I dont
like the thought of someone so temperamental running
my old antique shop! For a man of your age
"
she trailed off. "But I dont really blame
you," she said, breaking out into a smile. "And
Barry, you did that on purpose. You ran us aground!"
"Did not!" he protested. "I just couldnt
get the wheel away from this guy in time to save us
from his sabotage!"
The
captain ran from his quarters to where the contestants
were standing and surveyed the damage. He shouted
angrily and assured them that theyd pay for
the damage.
Arthur
Dent laughed. "I did it! It was me that made
you lose!" he said. "Dont listen to
him," said Mary. "Theres something
wrong with him." Barry laughed. "Yeah, not
quite okay in the head." Jack frowned and said,
"Thats enough, Barry," then sighed.
"I guess we better radio in and get a boat over
here to get us off this sandbar."
An
hour later, all of the contestants sat in the hotel
lobby as Bryan Dern summarized the events of the day.
"And so," he concluded, "you are all
completely incompetent. Not only do you not rescue
the kidnapped contestant, but you also had to crack
the bumper of the Jeep, run out of gas and run the
boat aground and the helicopter crew just hovered
around lost for the last twenty minutes. Were
going to be easy on you guys this time and not take
the cash needed to repair the damaged car and boat
out of the pot, but dont let it happen again."
He glared at them. "Yeah, great job, guys. I
can see youre all going to win a ton of money
in this game."
Speculation
Week 1
Friday, August 23, 2002
The
contestants sat in the hotel lobby, waiting for
Dern to speak. "Well, you really made fools
out of yourself," he said. "But the question
is, who was the biggest fool? Yes, it's that question
I'll be asking every week? Who do you think the
mole is? Now, we aren't going to make you air your
suspicions here. Go up to your rooms, get cleaned
up and someone will be at your door in about a half
an hour to get your comments."
Connie:
"Its so early in the game that its
hard to make any decisions on, you know, who the
mole is. But I guess if I had to guess, Id
say its Richard Maxwell. He really messed us up,
never checking the fuel gauge. Its hard to
say, though, as he kept pushing us to do more and
go farther. His cross-country drive was a dangerous
thing to do. Im not sure the mole would go
through all that. But I think we would have had
time to drive on the roads. Maybe he tried to run
us out of gas with all that tough riding. Its
just so confusing."
Richard:
"Both of my passengers whined a little, but
I think they just dont have the stomach for
this game. I cant imagine either of them actually
being the mole. As for the allegation that Im
the mole, I dont understand how anyone can
believe that after all I did for the group today.
Sure, we failed, but we tried hard and it drives
me crazy that someone would think that I tried to
mess up the game!"
Barry:
"Theres no doubt in my mind that Jack
Allen is the mole. Going into the game, I didnt
expect the old guy to be a traitor, but he pretty
much proved it today, running us right into that
sandbar and ruining our chances of catching up with
Monica. I tried to grab the wheel from him, but
that stubborn old guy has a lot of strength and
I didnt get control in time to save us. He
cost us the game and many of us wont forget
that."
Jack:
"I hate to cast judgment on someone, especially
this early into the game, but I suppose I knew this
was expected of me when I joined the game, so Id
say Barry was the most suspicious. I had us on course
and I believe we would have passed that sandbar
without incident, but Mr. Muntz insisted that I
was wrong and got the wheel from me and rammed us
right into the sandbar."
Arthur:
"I am the mole! Why wont anyone listen
to me? I made them lose!"
Monica:
"Well, no one can think I was the mole. I worked
hard to guide everyone to me and its not my
fault that they messed up. My guess would be that
Margaret Faye is the mole. She didnt do anything
useful the entire game, from what Ive gathered.
The same pretty much goes for most in the boat,
but Margaret in particular seemed to avoid assisting
the others. Its hard to tell this early in
the game."
Elimination
Week 1
Sunday, August 25, 2002
"All
right, everyone! Does anyone know where we are?"
asked a smirking Cryin Bryan Dern. Wooten
jumped up and shouted "I do!" then looked
around a little embarrassed. He sat back down,
but Dern looked at him and said, "Okay, then
tell us."
"Well,"
said Wooton, "were in the conference
room of the hotel. Not that Ive been in
a conference room before. I prefer a booth at
Whits End or the food place where they have
those smiley toys you know, the ones that
you can--" Dern cut him off. "Get to
the point, if you have one, Mr. Bassett,"
he snarled. "Well anyways, Ive never
actually gone to one of these fancy conference
rooms before, but Ive, uh, seen them in
the movies and on television! Especially the Rick
Rancid ones on TV where Rick rounds up everyone
and takes them to a conference room and one by
one walks down along the table where theyre
all sitting, looking at each one and saying they
didnt do it until he comes to the guy with
a mean look on his face and Rick yells You!
and everyone jumps up
and then they break
for commercials."
Dern
looked annoyed. "Mr. Bassett, learn to use
words more sparingly. Its a conference
room would have sufficed, although of course
its a conference room, as everyone here
knows. The question is not what room this is but
really why you are here. What is this room in
relation to the game? Anyone care to answer without
bringing up Rick Rancid, Nero Foxe, Sam Shovel
or anyone else?"
Arthur
Dent raised his hand. "Were in the
elimination room," he said wearily. "Very
good. And we thought you were completely insane,"
said Dern. "Its good to know youre
only ninety percent there." Dent ignored
him and went on in a sad tone, "I know its
my time to go. Its time for all of you to
finish the job that Bennett Charles couldnt
complete. Go ahead, I know what youre going
to do. Eliminate me; get it over with."
Dern
looked surprised. "Dont be so sure
its your turn yet," he said. "After
all, we have yet to see how well you did on your
little quiz the other day. Hey, most of the people
in this room are going to be eliminated, so you
arent necessarily first." Dent looked
terrified. "No, you can kill me, but dont
eliminate everyone else!" he gasped. "Kill?"
said Dern, for the first time in his life wearing
a shocked expression on his face. "Mr. Dent,
we arent killing anyone and I dont
know anything about your Mr. Charles. The loser
here just leaves the game, thats all!"
The others nodded in agreement when Dent turned
to them, and he sat down slowly. "I believe
you," he whispered.
"Yes,
well, thats great," said Dern, returning
to character. "But this is a made-for-TV
game and this segments only supposed to
take 4 minutes and 38 seconds of air time in this
particular episode, from what the producer says,
so weve got to get moving. Now, you see
those two lights up there? Ones red when
on, the other is green. Im going to type
each of your names into the computer. If the green
light turns on, you stay in the game. If its
red, well, we bid you good day and send you on
your way. Wait, did that rhyme? Anyways, here
we go."
"Jack
Allen," said Dern as he typed the name into
the computer. The laptop monitor turned green,
flooding the dimly lit room with a pale green
glow. Jack smiled. "Robert Mitchell,"
Dern called next. Again, a green hue was cast
across the room. "Margaret Faye." The
monitor showed green again. "Arthur Dent."
The monitor flickered and Dern chuckled. Dent
looked around nervously. Then it came: the monitor
showed green. "Mary Hopkins," Dern called
out. The display turned red and all present faced
Bryan Dern. "Well," he said, "now
we come to the best part of the game. Mary Hopkins,
you lost and it is my pleasure to say get out
of here!"
Mary
looked around the room. "Well, I guess I
really did poorly on the test," she said.
"I had a good time yesterday and I suppose
thats more than I could have really expected,
so no hard feelings. I hope I can see you all
again someday. And Jason, tell your father Im
sorry... it was all a misunderstanding."
Jason
nodded solemnly and Jack frowned. "I wish
no one had to be eliminated," he said.
Elimination
Week 1
Sunday, August 25, 2002
"All
right, everyone! Does anyone know where we are?"
asked a smirking Cryin Bryan Dern. Wooten
jumped up and shouted "I do!" then looked
around a little embarrassed. He sat back down,
but Dern looked at him and said, "Okay, then
tell us."
"Well,"
said Wooton, "were in the conference
room of the hotel. Not that Ive been in
a conference room before. I prefer a booth at
Whits End or the food place where they have
those smiley toys you know, the ones that
you can--" Dern cut him off. "Get to
the point, if you have one, Mr. Bassett,"
he snarled. "Well anyways, Ive never
actually gone to one of these fancy conference
rooms before, but Ive, uh, seen them in
the movies and on television! Especially the Rick
Rancid ones on TV where Rick rounds up everyone
and takes them to a conference room and one by
one walks down along the table where theyre
all sitting, looking at each one and saying they
didnt do it until he comes to the guy with
a mean look on his face and Rick yells You!
and everyone jumps up
and then they break
for commercials."
Dern
looked annoyed. "Mr. Bassett, learn to use
words more sparingly. Its a conference
room would have sufficed, although of course
its a conference room, as everyone here
knows. The question is not what room this is but
really why you are here. What is this room in
relation to the game? Anyone care to answer without
bringing up Rick Rancid, Nero Foxe, Sam Shovel
or anyone else?"
Arthur
Dent raised his hand. "Were in the
elimination room," he said wearily. "Very
good. And we thought you were completely insane,"
said Dern. "Its good to know youre
only ninety percent there." Dent ignored
him and went on in a sad tone, "I know its
my time to go. Its time for all of you to
finish the job that Bennett Charles couldnt
complete. Go ahead, I know what youre going
to do. Eliminate me; get it over with."
Dern
looked surprised. "Dont be so sure
its your turn yet," he said. "After
all, we have yet to see how well you did on your
little quiz the other day. Hey, most of the people
in this room are going to be eliminated, so you
arent necessarily first." Dent looked
terrified. "No, you can kill me, but dont
eliminate everyone else!" he gasped. "Kill?"
said Dern, for the first time in his life wearing
a shocked expression on his face. "Mr. Dent,
we arent killing anyone and I dont
know anything about your Mr. Charles. The loser
here just leaves the game, thats all!"
The others nodded in agreement when Dent turned
to them, and he sat down slowly. "I believe
you," he whispered.
"Yes,
well, thats great," said Dern, returning
to character. "But this is a made-for-TV
game and this segments only supposed to
take 4 minutes and 38 seconds of air time in this
particular episode, from what the producer says,
so weve got to get moving. Now, you see
those two lights up there? Ones red when
on, the other is green. Im going to type
each of your names into the computer. If the green
light turns on, you stay in the game. If its
red, well, we bid you good day and send you on
your way. Wait, did that rhyme? Anyways, here
we go."
"Jack
Allen," said Dern as he typed the name into
the computer. The laptop monitor turned green,
flooding the dimly lit room with a pale green
glow. Jack smiled. "Robert Mitchell,"
Dern called next. Again, a green hue was cast
across the room. "Margaret Faye." The
monitor showed green again. "Arthur Dent."
The monitor flickered and Dern chuckled. Dent
looked around nervously. Then it came: the monitor
showed green. "Mary Hopkins," Dern called
out. The display turned red and all present faced
Bryan Dern. "Well," he said, "now
we come to the best part of the game. Mary Hopkins,
you lost and it is my pleasure to say get out
of here!"
Mary
looked around the room. "Well, I guess I
really did poorly on the test," she said.
"I had a good time yesterday and I suppose
thats more than I could have really expected,
so no hard feelings. I hope I can see you all
again someday. And Jason, tell your father Im
sorry... it was all a misunderstanding."
Jason
nodded solemnly and Jack frowned. "I wish
no one had to be eliminated," he said.
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Week 1
Monday, August 26, 2002
Jason:
"Dad told me a little about Mary and she
seemed like a nice woman. Sure, there was a
mix-up during that whole satellite signal bit,
but it sounded like a case of not knowing what
was going on, nothing more. Personally, Im
just glad I made it through the first round.
Of course, there are quite a few more to go!"
Connie:
"Well, I guess I never liked Ms. Hopkins
that much because she seemed so bossy, but I
think she really did have the best interests
of the kids in Connelsville at heart, so I dont
want to seem too harsh. Its great that
Mitch is still around and I hope hell
be here for quite a while."
Eugene:
"This is a game that involves considerable
skill and while its unfortunate that Ms.
Hopkins left, it was not surprising. While I
lack the athletic qualities that others may
have, I feel I can sustain my position in the
game for the time being as my mental processes
should allow me to do substantially better than
average on the quizzes administered to us each
week. Barry Muntz, who I was unfamiliar with
before making his acquaintance in McAlister
Park less than a week ago, appears to leap before
he thinks, to borrow a colloquialism, but is
quite capable of providing quality assistance
to the group. Miss Hopkins, unfortunately, could
supply neither athletic nor mental assistance
to the team and her loss, while not enjoyable,
will not be greatly missed by the others."
Barry:
"Well, I knew it wouldnt be Jack
that left. After all, the mole is sure to stay
in the game and that guy left no doubt about
his true identity. But, well, I knew Id
be surviving the first round and Im sure
Ill be going far maybe even win
the thing because I use my head, unlike
some people around here. Oh, and as for that
Mary woman, I say good riddance. She was absolutely
useless."
Jack:
"It must have been hard for Ms. Hopkins,
being the first to go. While she was out on
the boat with us, I must confess to not knowing
much about her. Ive heard Whit speak of
her on occasion, but Im quite vague on
exactly what was said, to be honest. She seemed
somewhat distant but not unkind. I feel sorry
for her, but must admit relief at not being
the first one to leave nor having someone I
know better leave at this stage of the game."
Wooton:
"I used to have a friend back in Alaska
and we played dodge ball its a
really fun game, you know, especially when youre
a kid and he was always the first one
out because he wasnt very fast and could
never hit the ball. Anyways, it really hurts
to be the first one out of something and I feel
really bad for Ms. Hopkins. I think she needs
some cheering up."
Margaret:
"Forgive me for being blunt, but Ms. Hopkins
was an annoying woman who provided nothing of
value to the group and I cannot say truthfully
that I mourn her leaving the game. My husband
left me a considerable amount of money, but
waging a mayoral campaign was more costly than
I had imagined and I could really use the money
from winning this game, so Ill be happy
any time anyone has to leave as long as it isnt
me."
Below
are the results of Week One's "Who is the
Mole?" Poll:
Who
is the Mole?
|
Jack
Allen |
19% |
| Barry
Muntz |
15% |
| Eugene
Meltsner |
15% |
| Margaret
Faye |
15% |
| Robert
Mitchell |
12% |
| Richard
Maxwell |
12% |
| Wooton
Bassett |
4% |
| Connie
Kendall |
0% |
| Mary
Hopkins |
0% |
| Arthur
Dent |
0% |
| Monica
Stone |
0% |
| Jason
Whittaker |
0% |
|