by Jared Walczak
Teasers by Shadowpaw
and Jared Walczak


Teaser
Sunday, August 11, 2002

Wooton walked down the street whistling. He had just delivered the Barton family's mail - and sang a song for old Mrs. Barton, one of three generations who lived in the small home - and next stop was his own home. Now what he did was not protocol, but Wooton was not a protocol type of guy. He sat down on the sidewalk and tore open his mail. He rummaged through the letters he received, once shouting for the benefit of anyone listening that those crooks were trying to charge him twice for his new PowerBoy collectable set. Then he saw the postcard. It wasn't a traditional postcard, but was instead printed up on a computer. The front showed a digital photograph of McAlister Park and read "Wish You Were Here." He flipped it to the other side. It read simply: "Place: McAlister Park; Day: Saturday; Time: 10:30 PM. Be there."

Teaser
Monday, August 12, 2002

"Connie, a letter arrived for you in the mail today," June Kendall told her daughter as she walked in the door. "Really?" asked Connie as she snatched up the letter from her mother's hands. June laughed. "Of course really! You're holding it, aren't you?" Connie sprawled out on the living room couch and tore open the envelope. "Miss Connie Kendall," it began…

"Hey mom," Connie yelled from the living room. "I got a letter asking me to be at McAlister Park on Saturday evening. Okay if I go?"

Teaser
Tuesday, August 13, 2002

Barry Muntz looked around the room: it was empty... completely empty. Just one week ago this room used to belong to the Chairman of the Board of Andromeda, and now it was only a haunting reminder of the failure of Operation Thinktank. Barry had been under orders from the Chairman himself to oversee the cleanup of the Andromeda Headquarters in Chicago and Barry took his job very seriously. He, like everyone else under the employment of the mysterious Andromeda corporation, wanted to impress the mysterious man they all called boss. It was an honor for Barry to serve as The Chairman's right hand man, especially after his failure to retrieve the complete Imagination Station plans. Barry took one last look at the illustrious room where so many important decisions had been made, turned, and closed the door behind him. It was then that it finally sunk in for Barry: Andromeda was finished.

Muntz climbed into the elevator located at the end of the long hallway and pressed the button for the ground floor. Moments later the doors opened and Barry walked out into the extravagant lobby where a handful of former employees were scrambling about with boxes and personal belongings. Barry walked past them without so much as an acknowledgment; no one knew how vitally important Barry was to the company and he planned on keeping it that way. He approached the former receptionist's desk and reached into the cubby hole labeled "Quinton" where he retrieved a week's worth of mail. Harry Quinton was just one of many aliases Barry used when around other people, but it was the name in which Barry had been hired on to Andromeda. He glanced at the stack of envelopes in his hand and something caught his attention. There was a folder with his name written across it and a holographic image of a park that he didn't recognize. He looked around the lobby and when sure no one was looking, tore open the folder and pulled out a piece of paper. It began "Saturday evening, McAlister park...". "What is this?" Barry thought out loud, and then continued to read.

Teaser
Wednesday, August 14, 2002

The mayor's assistant approached the desk of Margaret Faye clutching a letter in her hands. "Ms. Faye, this is for you", the assistant said as she handed the envelope to the mayor. "Thank you my dear", Margaret replied as she took the letter from her hands and looked it over. It was a simple envelope with no return address to be found. The Mayor tore it open and examined the letter that was found within. "Cancel my appointments this Saturday", Margaret exclaimed as she scanned the sheet of paper, "I want to get to the bottom of this."

Teaser
Thursday, August 15, 2002

Robert Mitchell sat at his computer typing up a resume. He was going to have to find some work now that the FBI didn't need him anymore and being an employee of what remained of Novacom was certainly out of the question. Suddenly, Mitch's heart skipped a beat. He heard a familiar sound emanating from his computer and he looked in the corner of the screen… it was an instant message from someone claiming to be AREM! Curious and confused as to why someone would impersonate him, Mitch chose to accept the message and was greeted by a strange voice. "Hello Mitch", the computer said as Mitch straightened up in his chair, "Looking to make some money?"

"Who are you and what do you want from me?" Mitch entered into the keyboard, hoping the mysterious user would identify himself.

"Go to McAlister Park this Saturday. There, all your questions will be answered." Mitch drummed his fingers on his computer desk and thought about how he would respond. With a deep breath he began to type.

"What time do I need to be there?".

Teaser
Friday, August 16, 2002

Eugene stared at the tiny scrap of paper he held in his hand. "Meet me, McAlister Park, 10:30 PM, Saturday. Signed, a friend." The small note had been slipped under his door in the night. He dropped into the chair in the corner of the room. No one knew where he was, or so he thought. So how…?

Introduction Part A
Saturday, August 17, 2002

A lone streetlight illuminated the western corner of McAlister Park, where a small crowd had gathered. Attendees whispered inquisitively amongst themselves, each one wondering why they were there.

Arthur Dent paced nervously across the grounds, muttering to himself, while Robert Mitchell found Connie and chatted about the events of the day. Jack Allen was somewhat amused by the gathering, but confused nonetheless, and Mayor Margaret Faye appeared to be growing bored. Jason Whittaker, who had arrived back in Odyssey only days before, yawned as he stretched out across a park bench and Monica Stone, who had been granted clemency from the governor, stood motionless at the edge of the clearing. Barry Muntz, who was unknown to all but one member of the group, leaned up against the bench. Wooton busied himself by reading a comic strip, constantly shifting the pages so as to catch the full rays from the street light onto the book.

Richard Maxwell renewed a few old acquaintances, while Mary Hopkins dashed nervously around, asking everyone why they were thus assembled. And the surprise of the night was the appearance of Eugene Meltsner on the scene. When he walked onto the park grounds, it was the first time many of those assembled had seen him in over two months. He looked weary, but otherwise healthy.

Suddenly, bright lights flashed and a group of men rolled large cameras into view. "That’s it, boys, get ‘em set up," a familiar voice yelled, piercing through the darkness.

Cryin’ Bryan Dern.

He received a cue from his head cameraman and burst into action. "All right, everyone. I’m sure you all wonder why you’re here. I won’t keep you in suspense any longer. Each one of you has been chosen to participate in a new reality game show."

He paused. Some of those gathered appeared excited, while others groaned. "Anyways, you may be thinking of telling me you’re not interested, but let me tell you that the winner could walk away with a great big wad of cash. And I do mean a great big wad of it. We’re talking the big bucks here. Who knows? It could even be more than a million! Now how about it? Anyone here not want to be a millionaire?"

No one proffered a raised hand.

"All right then. Let me tell you a bit about what’s going on. You see – hey, kid, we’re like having a big, important conversation here. Get out of the way, will you?" Alex Jefferson began to protest, but Dern cut him off. "Shut up, kid. Hey Donny," Dern said, motioning to one of the camera-men, "get this kid out of here." He stopped for a moment. "Hey, aren’t you the kid that won that race a while back?" Alex brightened. "Well yeah!" he began. Dern smiled. "Now lets see how fast you can race out of here." Alex turned and left, fuming.

"Now, as I was saying before I got interrupted… you’ve been chosen to participate in a new game show where you compete to find out which one of you is the mole. You see, the producer and I met with one of you earlier today … that person is the mole. During the game, you’ll be participating in a lot of events to earn money to go into the pot. The winner of the game – and I’ll tell you more about that when I’ve got more time – takes it all. Sound fair? Then again, what do I care about fair?" He laughed.

Introduction Part B
Sunday, August 18, 2002

"Lithuania!" Mary Hopkins protested. "Why do we have to go somewhere like that? Why not England or Spain or somewhere that we all know something about? I don’t know a thing about Lithuania. Does anyone there even speak English?"

Mary Hopkins and eleven other Odyssians had had been chosen as contestants in a new game show being run in their home state.

"Forget to look over the entry forms, Ms. Hopkins?" laughed Cryin’ Bryan Dern, who seemed to plan on running every aspect of the contestant’s lives for the duration of the show. "It said Europe. How was I supposed to know we’d be going to some out-of-the-way place like Lithuania? Where exactly is it anyways?"

"Wow, great. Just great. A show of espionage, intrigue, travel and adventure and before we even get there, someone bursts into tears. How do I get myself into these messes?" Dern fumed. "Anyways, once we arrive at the --"

"Ms. Hopkins, Lithuania is small country in Europe located near the Baltic Sea," began Eugene from the back of the bus. "They were once a part of Poland and were later absorbed by Russia, but they became an independent country in 1918. Unfortunately, they were absorbed again by the Soviets in 1940 and by 1941, the little country was conquered by Germany. After the Second World War, they again became part of the Soviet Empire and remained in that state until they declared their independence in 1991. They have a population of less than four million. Does that answer your question, Miss Hopkins?"

"Well, uh…" Mary began, and then quickly trailed off. "Oh, forget it," moaned Dern from the front passenger seat. "Now that brain-boy Meltsner has finished his lecture, I hope he won’t mind considerably if I, as head of the show, say a few words of why you’re going to Lithuania in the first place. All right with you, Eugenie?"

Eugene protested to the use of the name Eugenie, but otherwise conceded the floor – or at least, the seat – to Bryan Dern. "All right. Now you all know why you’re headed for that Litho-country, right? Well, except for little miss Mary over there, anyways. You gonna make it being away from home for such a long time?" he mocked.

Mary objected vehemently to Dern’s words and proclaimed that she was plenty ready to face the challenge ahead, but her words were to no avail. Dern just chuckled, then turned to the driver. "Turn right, man. Can’t you read a map?"

"Mr. Dern, that’s enough," snapped Jack Allen as he struggled with his seat belt. Usually mild-tempered, Jack was getting tired of hearing Dern’s tirades. "Tell us about the game, Dern, but skip the comments."

"You getting this, Phil?" Dern asked his cameraman? "Sure am, boss. And these clowns are going to make the ratings shoot through the roof!"

"Anyways, kiddies, we all arrive in Pittsburgh International Airport in about ten minutes. If my driver can pick out the bright blue Airport signs along the road and realize that the great big tower over to my left is, perhaps, the air traffic control tower and that those big planes on the runways you can see in the distance just might be Airbuses – oh, and I see a ’47 – in line for takeoff, that is. And if we can find a place to park that isn’t three miles from the terminals. Why we couldn’t take off from Cleveland, I have no idea. Or don’t they have international flights or something? But hey, I’m only the host. I don’t get told these things."

An F-14 roared overhead, drowning out Dern’s voice. "Where did that come from?" Connie asked, clearly surprised. "Well, Miss Kendall, since September 11th, F-14s have been stationed at the Pittsburgh Air Force Refueling-Wing in case of an emergency. Perhaps they’re doing a trial run of sorts," Eugene offered. "Yeah," said Dern. "Either that or they thought my cameraman posed an immediate threat to the security of the nation. You know, Phil, maybe you shouldn’t have grown that beard."

He paused briefly. "Anyways, as I’ve been trying to say for the last ten minutes – you see a parking place yet, driver? – you all know why you’re here. The twelve of you are going to be matching wits against each other on a continent-wide playing field. Twelve of you are well-known Odyssey citizens. Several of you are well respected. One of you is a mole. All of you are from Odyssey and area. All of you know each other. One of the twelve of you has agreed to be our mole and will be working secretly to undermine everything the rest of you do. You see, all of you will be participating in a series of events. Completing one successfully adds money to the community pot… welcome to communism everyone. Now, whenever I feel like it, which should coincide nicely with the end of each challenge, I’ll test you guys with several questions about the identity of the mole. Whoever answers the most questions incorrectly will be removed from contention and eventually we will have eliminated all of you. As for the exemptions, well, I’ll let the producer tell you about that. Anyways, the last three remaining will be two players and the mole. You’ll compete in a final test in private rooms. The winner gets all the money in the pot… the losers take none. The mole gets a nice little check made out to the sum of eighty thousand dollars. Any questions?"

"Yeah, I have one. What’s any of this have to do with Lithuania?" Richard Maxwell asked. "You guys don’t get TV at all. What, you think the viewers want to see you compete in a sack race in McAlister Park? Or maybe a water balloon fight at Whit’s End? Or would your Mr. Whittaker oppose that on the grounds that it constitutes violence and teaches something bad to the children of Odyssey. Yeah, something like that. Anyways, the show needs excitement. A desperate bike race along the roads used for the Tour de France to compete for an exemption. A match of wits in a hunt for concealed objects in Luxembourg. Not that those things will happen or anything, but you get the picture, right? I hope so, ‘cause I hate saying things that sound like they came out of an ad campaign. Anyways, guys, welcome to the Pittsburgh International Airport. Let me show you the first challenge. See those doors over there? See if you can walk through them. Too hard for you, Ms. Hopkins?" sneered Dern.

After over an hour of nervous, excited chatter as the group passed through security, Wooton Bassett emerged from the cauldron of humanity and headed for the nearly floor-to-ceiling row of television screens listing departures. "Houston, Indianapolis… hey, where’s Lithuania?" Jason Whittaker, who made it through security shortly after Alex, chucked. "It’ll be a connecting flight, Wooton. Several, actually, and probably a good deal of driving too. Lithuania isn’t exactly a hot tourist spot."

An hour later, the twelve contestants, Dern, the driver and cameraman – a group of fifteen in all – sat aboard US Airways Flight 157, destination Charles de Gaulle International Airport, Paris, France, the first leg of their journey to Lithuania and the start of the challenge … the challenge to unearth a mole.

Introduction Part C
Monday, August 19, 2002

"Welcome to the part of the world where names are assembled by randomly picking letters out of the alphabet," shouted Cryin’ Brian Dern. The initial flight from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania to Paris France the previous had exhausted the group and they rested in the luxurious and ornate Hotel Royal Saint-Honore, which was unfortunately a significant trek from the de Gaulle. The next day, they boarded an American DC-10 at the Paris airport and flew the short hop to Zurich, Switzerland, where they got on a connecting flight to Copenhagen, Denmark. From Copenhagen they had flown to Riga. And at the small airport in Riga, they boarded a small AirBaltic plane headed for Vilnius, Lithuania.

"I’ve been on planes before, but what in the world is this thing?" Connie inquired shortly after the small jet completed takeoff. Most of the group shook their heads. Even Eugene was silent. Mitch, sitting over the wing of the craft, rummaged through the material in the seat pouch in front of him until he found an evacuation procedure sheet. "It’s a AVRO RJ70, whatever that is," he told Connie. "It seats seventy."

"This thing is tested, right?" asked Connie. "Like, the engine won’t turn off while we’re over the Baltic Sea or anything, will it?"

"Relax, everyone; I’m sure this pilot has flown planes dozens of times before today," Dern began with a chuckle. The plane hit heavy turbulence and Barry Muntz, who had been pacing the floor, was thrown against the overhead compartments and crumpled, ending up laying sprawled across the armrest of the seat on the opposite side of the aisle. "Make that half a dozen times," Dern said. Jason leaned forward to see if he was injured, but Barry pulled himself up and quietly sat down.

Dern cleared his throat and announced, "I’d like you to meet the producer of this upcoming little fiasco, Simon Oliver. I suppose you ought to get all the important details straight from him before we land in that city with the unpronounceable name. And by the way, we’ll give you tonight to rest, but tomorrow, the first event starts bright and early! I hope you’re all used to getting up at five, because you’ll be doing that tomorrow."

Several passengers groaned. "Simon, you coming?" Dent called. "Phil, where is he? I haven’t seen him here. He was supposed to meet us on this flight, right?"

"Change of plans, Mr. Dern. He’ll meet us in Lithuania." Dern sighed. "Guess I’ll have to tell you the gruesome details myself. He decides to come on a different flight, but do I get told? No! I never get told anything!"

Kidnap Challenge Part 1
Tuesday, August 20, 2002

Monica Stone paced nervously about the lavish hotel lobby in Lithuania. A short, stocky man of obvious Baltic origin sat comfortably on an ornate couch watching with interest the news program playing on the lobby television. Monica wandered over and tried to start a conversation. "Hi, I'm Monica and --" she began. It was as far as she got, as the man emitted a "hmmph" and turned away. Within a few seconds, he was again engrossed in the news program. She wondered if he even knew a word of English.

She was bored. She had awakened shortly past six and, although she knew there was nothing to be done until the group rendezvous in the lobby at eight o'clock, she nevertheless found it impossible to sleep. With each passing moment she tried to anticipate what the future held for her in the game. She was a traveler - moving around the United States frequently during her short career with Andromeda, had visited a non-contiguous state, Alaska, where she had first met Jason Whittaker, and had been a part of a tour group in Europe two years past. But in the Europe she had seen, the items of interest were medieval castles, Normandy beach, the Eiffel Tower and the Coliseum. She had visited England, France, Germany and Italy, but never a country like Lithuania. Never in a Baltic country or in a region submersed with rumors of war and threat of imminent forceful political takeover; never in a region where violence was a way of life.

She was used to violence, although most of the violence had been of her own doing. Violent action could be taken to achieve a goal, but a place where rioting and almost meaningless violence was an integral part of society was something she wasn't prepared to face. "And yet," she mused, "Here I am in Lithuania."

Bryan Dern yawned as he entered the lobby. "Well, I see we have an early riser among us," he said through another yawn. "What's the matter? Television doesn't appeal to you when it's in a different language?" She frowned. "Aw, well, that's not why I wanted to talk to you," Dern continued. "Seeing as you're the first person up, how would you like your own assignment? Just one thing, Ms. Stone. Do you have an aversion to being kidnapped?"

She stared, appearing shocked and completely bewildered. "Kidnapped?" she shrieked. The hotel clerk looked up, but not understanding more than a few words of English, took little note of the conversation. "Yeah. As in, we take you away and all the other contestants have to find you within the designated amount of time, three hours. If they find you in time, a total of $50,000 will be added to the pot. But, details later. You don't mind, do you? But hey, even if you do, no one gets a say in whether or not they are kidnapped. " He grinned. Two young men who were standing by the hotel doors suppressed a laugh and smiled broadly when Dern issued the command: "Take her away."

An hour later, the entire group – minus Monica - was assembled inside the lobby. Jason stretched his arms over his head and yawned. Eugene, who stood by the outer doors, said impatiently, "Mr. Dern, couldn't they give a wake-up call to Ms. Stone?"

Dern laughed. "They could, but it would do no good. She's not in her room." The others glanced about, slightly confused. "Maybe she's just a sound sleeper," suggested Connie. "She's not in her room," repeated Dern somewhat testily. "I know," he continued, a smirk on his face, "Because she was kidnapped half an hour ago."

"She was what? Kidnapped?" demanded Jack Allen, who until then had been content to relax in one of he plush lobby chairs. Dern nodded. "Yeah, and it was pulled off pretty well if I do say so myself." A few in the room began to calm noticeably. "Are you saying, Mr. Dern, that this is a part of the game?" The others waited for the answer, which soon came. "Are you saying, Mr. Meltsner, that you failed to determine that until this moment?" mocked Dern. He looked around at the others. "Of course it's part of the game!"

"Now, here's the deal," Dern said. "We're splitting you guys up into three groups. Mitch, Connie and Richard are going by car, Wooton, Eugene, and Jason by helicopter and Mary, Jack, Margaret, Arthur and Barry by boat. And in case you were wondering why so many of you ended up on the boat, there’s more room there. Also, we don't just randomly assign groups together, by the way. We know about you and Mitch, Connie. And don't think we don't see the significance of putting Barry in the boat with you, Ms. Hopkins. In fact, we know a lot about all of you, as I'm sure you'll find out in the course of the game. But you guys need to get started, so here's what you have to do."

He supplied them with the goal of the game: find the kidnapped member of their group, Monica Stone, within three hours. The prize for doing so: $50,000 into the pot for the winner to take home at the end. Each person was supplied with a cell phone with preset dialers set to all other participants - including Monica. Ms. Stone would be blindfolded, might be in transit, could be anywhere within the city and would likely know little of where she was herself, but she had a cell phone provided to her. During the course of the game, as the groups split up into their respective forms of transportation, the helicopter search team, the ground team in an old Jeep and the team out patrolling the city's border on the Baltic sea in a small chartered boat, they could remain in contact with the kidnapped member of the group as well as the others in an attempt to track her down. They were told that the helicopter would have a professional pilot and the boat a captain, but that they would make the decisions.

"You guys ready?" Dern asked. "Well, you should be. There's a Jeep waiting right outside the lobby for those going in it. You guys can start out now. The dark blue van is for those being taken to the chopper and the gray van will take the rest out to the boat launch. Get going! The clock is ticking."

"I don't even know where to begin," complained Connie from the backseat of the Jeep. How are we supposed to track down a person with no information?" Mitch flipped open his cell phone. "By calling her, of course." He pressed the first preset button and waited for Monica to pick up.

The cell phone rang inside her pocket and Monica answered. Mitch's voice on the other end asked what she knew of her location. "I'm in a car. That's all I know." Mitch groaned and asked, "That's it? There's gotta be half a million cars passing through here and we can't stop each one to see if you're in it!" She sighed. "I know. It's pretty hopeless. With this blindfold, I can't get anything that will help you." Mitch interjected, "Wait. Why don't you just take the thing off?" But the answer was depressing: "Someone's back here watching me. If I so much as lift if half an inch, it's game over. I guess if I learn anything, I'll give you guys a call." Richard Maxwell grabbed the phone from Mitch. "Wai- Wait, Monica, you still there?" She affirmed and he continued, "Give me an idea of what's going on. Is it a low-riding vehicle like a car or is it a truck or an SUV?" She thought for a moment, and then answered, "a car, I think." Richard mouthed to the others that it was a car, then resumed his conversation with Monica. "What's the interior? Leather?" "No," she quickly replied. "Feel around on the door," he instructed. "See if it has power windows and locks or not." She felt around in the darkness for a few moments, then replied. Mitch turned to the others. "No power windows or locks, the interior is not leather, and it rides low like a car. And it's got to be at least a four-seater for her to be in the backseat, so we can eliminate a sports car."

Mitch nodded. It was progress. But Connie was growing impatient. "Great. That's wonderful. Now all we've got to do is stop every passing older or inexpensive car model. That should give us only a few hundred thousand left to check. Great, real great." Richard scowled at her. "It helps," he growled. "At least once we start catching up with her we might be able to pick out which vehicle she's in."

The motor on the small boat sputtered, then roared to life. Mary Hopkins looked wearily around at the other two group members in the boat with her, Jack Allen and Barry Muntz. "What good are we going to do sitting out here on the water?" she inquired, somewhat annoyed. "Well, it's not so bad," Jack said. "A nice day, great time to be out on the water. It ought to be quite relaxing, really."

Barry Muntz cut in angrily. "I didn't join this game so I could just sit around and relax," he fumed. "I want to do something!" He paced the small boat deck impatiently. "You'll get your chance," Jack assured him. "Perhaps sooner than you expect."

"What's that supposed to mean?" Barry shot back. "You know something we don't?" Jack said, "No, it's nothing. I'm just saying you never know what will happen."

He paused. "You know, I think we can handle the boat for now," he told the captain, who was really only there to get the boat in and out of the docking area and to help in case of an emergency. "I'll take the wheel." The captain looked him over. "Do you know what you're doing?" Jack smiled. "I can handle a boat," he replied.

At eight thousand feet aboard an old but relatively spacious Bell helicopter, Wooton Bassett pressed the fourth preset button and hit send. A few moments later, Richard Maxwell answered. "Yeah?" Wooton held the phone firm against his ear to hear over the whirl of the propellers and the hum of the motor and to make out Richard's words through the poor connection. "Hey, this is Wooton. We're kinda lost for what to do up here," he said. "Any ideas?" On the ground, Richard sighed. "It's a wild goose chase. We'll never find her like this. I've got to say that I'm really stumped." "Yeah, none of us have any idea either," Wooton said. "Hey, hang on a minute. I'm going to -- " But Richard didn't hear the rest of Wooton's sentence, as Mitch's phone was ringing and Mitch was clearly intent on the conversation. He mumbled a few words to the party on the other end and hung up, then looked up at the group. "That was Monica. She said the car just passed over a railway crossing." Richard grabbed a map from the glove compartment and hurriedly spread it out in front of him. "This is great," he said as he scanned the map for crossings. Then his face fell. "There are seven railroad crossings in this city," he informed the group. She could have been heading either way across any one of them." His cellular was still on and he could faintly hear Wooton yelling, so he picked up back up. "Hey, Wooton -- yeah, I'm sorry about -- yes, I'm back now. We had, uh -- Wooton, will you quit blabbering for a moment and listen up?' Wooten went silent. "Monica just called to say they just went over a railroad crossing." Wooton burst into conversation again, and Richard once again silenced him. "Wooton, no, it - no, there are -- Wooton, shut up and listen to me!" Richard yelled. "There are half a dozen – no, more even - crossings in this town and we don't even know which direction she may have been heading over it. Yes, yes, hang up in case she wants to call back. Yes, she could call someone else, but please -- No, I don't want to hear it," Richard finished, slamming the phone closed in disgust.

Aboard the chopper, Wooton looked to Eugene. "Sorry," he said, "but he hung up." Eugene slipped his own cell phone out of his pocket and called Richard. "I was attempting to have Wooton tell you something," he complained. "We can do flyovers of the crossings while on the phone with Ms. Stone. We may be able to determine her general whereabouts based on the cell phone reception."

"Wait a minute, Eugene," Richard said. "For a man of your intellect, I thought you'd know that the reception is based on the cell towers. If you're standing next to one tower, you'll have great reception even if she's a hundred miles away as long as she's near one too. You can't find her location that way." Eugene differed. "That's true, but we can find the tower she is nearest by finding the one with the least delay in conversation. Then we just look at a map, find the nearest railroad crossings and have a general idea of which way is headed." Richard pondered a moment. "There seems to be some problems with that, but right now, anything's worth a try," he said. "Really, I'm surprised your cellulars are even working up there in the chopper, so I guess I won't rule anything out."

Aboard the boat, Barry had phoned Monica. After a brief discussion, Barry was saying, "I don't see how we can do anything out here on this boat," when Monica cut in excitedly. "What's that noise I hear in the background?" she asked. "Oh, that. I think it's some sort of fishery or whatever you call those things. They've got a huge horn that blares every few minutes to alert the others that another boat has come in. It's about driving me insane."

Monica, however, had a different opinion. "That's great!" she enthused. I heard it go off two or three times about ten minutes ago!" Barry whispered the good news to Jack, who was standing nearby, then said to Monica, "Great! Now, have you heard anything else that might give you an idea of which way they are taking you?" The answer was a no.

"The line's still busy," said Eugene from up in the chopper. "Wait - there, it's ringing." Through the static, he made out Monica's voice. "Hello?" Within minutes, the chopper was circling all the areas marked on the map as having railroad crossings, with Eugene operating a timer feature on his watch to determine the delay. "Now," he said. "Now," Monica's voice came back a tenth of a second later. He jotted down the time as the chopper made its way to the next point. After they had checked out all six locations, he looked over his list. "Here," he said excitedly, pointing to the map. "She's got to be somewhere in this area."

Jason looked down at his watch. "That's great, but we'd better hurry. Half of our time is already gone and we've just now found which general area she's in!"

Kidnap Challenge Part 2
Wednesday, August 21, 2002

In the car, matters were confused. Jack had just called in to inform the group that Monica was by the waterfront. His call was quickly followed by one from Jason, stating that Monica was on the opposite side of town. "Which way do we go?" asked Connie. Richard responded, "As much as I know Eugene's the genius in this game, I think I'd go with the word from Jack. Eugene's whole idea is somewhat speculation and a lot of hope. I mean, the idea’s sound in theory, but if I understand it right, he speaks and times how long it takes for Monica to repeat him to time the delay. But what if Monica is in the middle of a breath or responds slowly? She could mess the entire calculations up. Take what Jack told us, on the other hand. It's based on what she heard being identified. To me, it seems more solid evidence. Eugene knew his method was doubtful at best; in fact, he told me so. It was better than nothing, but now we have something much more definite and I say go with it. You with me?"

Richard's speech ended and he looked back at Mitch and Connie. They nodded. "Okay, then. Let's see which way she's headed," he said, unfolding a map. Here's the crossroads where that fish whatever-it-is place is. Now, Monica told me she was sure they were not on a highway, so she would have had to pass it on this road over here," he said, tracing his finger along the map. "Now, did she say left side?" he asked. Mitch responded, "She thinks the sound came from the left, yes." Richard then thought for a moment. "Okay, it was on her left. In this crazy left-side driving country, that means she was headed this way. They must have gone over this crossing back here. And over here..." he trailed off. "Where'd my phone go?" he asked. Connie handed it to him and looked at him questioningly. "Hey Monica, this is Richard. Yeah. Just call me the moment you guys cross another railroad track, okay?

He then hung up and dialed one of the chopper presets. "Jason? Oh, Wooton. Listen, could you get me Jason?" In a moment, Jason had the phone. "Jason here." Richard took a short breath, and then told Jason his plan.

"Get this copter over this little place right here," Jason ordered the pilot. "Can we hover it low right over this railroad crossing?" he said, holding up a map.

Five minutes later, the helicopter was hovering over the spot and Monica had been told to call Wooton instead of Richard. The three in the helicopter waited excitedly, Eugene and Jason peering down with binoculars and Wooton almost trembling as he held the phone and talked to Monica. "You haven't passed the tracks yet, have you?" he inquired after a few minutes wait. She hadn't. Jason and Eugene starred down at the crossing. Only a few cars had passed and Eugene grinned. "If this information's right, it should be easy!" They waited. "Now!" Wooton shouted. "A gray automobile has just crossed," Eugene announced. Jason agreed, looking up from the binoculars. "Follow this road," he told the pilot. Take us as low as we can go and at about 50 miles per hour, if you can." After Eugene supplied a metric conversion, the pilot nodded and they began following the car down the road.

"Can't we go any lower?" asked Wooton. The pilot shook his head. Jason and Eugene kept their binoculars trained on the car, while Wooton made a call to the group in the car. It was Mitch's phone that rang, but it was sitting on the console and Connie picked it up. "Hello?" She paused to listen. "Really? Great. Here's Richard." Wooton laid out where they needed to go to cut the other vehicle off. "It's all up to you guys now," he said. Richard spun the car around and shifted into high gear. "Hold on tight," he yelled. "We've got work to do."

The Jeep sped across the old, pothole-covered road, racing towards the determined cut-off point. "How far away are you?" Jason asked from the helicopter. "We're just passing the turnabout that takes you back to the hotel," Connie replied. "Let me talk to Richard," Jason said. Richard grabbed the phone and replied yes a few times, then "Okay, I know what we've got to do."

"Hold on tight you two," Richard shouted. "You're gonna get the ride of your life!" He spun the wheel and pulled off the road. The Jeep sped across the empty, seemingly endless expanse of sand, clay and the occasional tuft of grass that made up Lithuania's ground. The Jeep rocked as they slammed into the ditches and the wheels spun hard as they sunk into patches of muddied earth.

"Is this legal around here?" Connie asked. Mitch laughed. "Call it the law of Jeeps." Connie wasn't impressed. "We could get arrested," she said. It was Richard's turn to chuckle. "The police in this part of the world have enough trouble as it is. They can't spare men to monitor traffic through fields and deserts." Mitch told Connie not to worry about it, then seemed to consider and asked Richard, "Do you have any idea where you're headed?" The Jeep lurched forward into a ditch and the passengers were thrown forwards. "Well, we have to cut off the car before they reach this turnoff," Richard said, indicating a point on the roadmap. "Cross-country is the only way we can get there on time."

"I wish I brought along some fishing tackle," Jack Allen said as he sat in a lawn chair upon the boat deck. "If this is an indication of what this game will be like, I hope I'm out soon," muttered Barry. Mary Hopkins chatted on her cell phone with Margaret Faye, who, while in the helicopter, was similarly bored. "Being out on this old boat is a complete waste of time," she complained to Margaret. "And I don't want to be around this horrible fish water any longer!"

"We’re going to get killed!" screamed Connie as Richard took the Jeep down a steep embankment that dumped out onto a road. He slammed on the breaks to slow the vehicle down and tried to keep control while it raced towards the road. The breaks squealed and smoked as the car reached the bottom of the hill and they skid onto the highway. An oncoming car swerved hard into the passing lane, avoiding collision and Richard regained control of the vehicle. "I can’t believe you did that," said Mitch. He was even more surprised when instead of pulling onto the road and joining its traffic, Richard waited for a momentary lull in the traffic and then floored the gas pedal. They raced across the four lanes of traffic, trying to keep away from oncoming cars. A small car had difficulty yielding in time, so Richard swerved hard and the Jeep grazed a telephone pole as it exited the road. Connie’s head was buried in her hands. She raised her head slightly and looked at Mitch, who was glaring at Richard. "It’s just a game, Maxwell! You could have killed us out there!"

Back in the chopper, Jason called Mitch. "Great," he said after hearing their location. "You’re looking good to cut them off at the intersection. Remember, Dern said that if we catch up to them while in a vehicle, we just have to remain side-by-side with them for 15 seconds to win." He laughed. "I guess the challenge is in finding her and they don’t want a major collision as part of the game! You’ll get there before them, so just wait for them there."

Six minutes later, the Jeep arrived at the crossroads. On the phone, Wooton Bassett told them the description of the car and that it was due to arrive in about two minutes. Mitch smiled. "Ready for some excitement?" he asked. Connie scowled and replied, "I don’t think I want any more excitement as long as I live." A gray car appeared on the horizon and Richard announced, "Keep your seatbelts fastened as we get ready for takeoff!"

"This is the right car, right?" asked Mitch. From the air team, the reply came back. It was affirmative. "Alright, three seconds until blastoff," Richard told the others, gripping the wheel tightly. The gray car drew closer… closer. Richard slammed the Jeep into gear and floored the gas pedal. He whipped the wheel hard and the Jeep spun out onto the road directly in front of the car containing the kidnapped contestant, Monica Stone.

The car’s driver slammed on his breaks, turning the wheel sharply and somewhat dangerously as he did so. The breaking mechanism smoked and shrieked, but the vehicle stopped short of the Jeep and was well into its turn. In the Jeep, Richard eased his foot on the gas pedal and pulled up alongside the turning car. The car made the turn successfully and the driver gunned the gas pedal. The Jeep followed alongside and one of the game assistants, who was in the car with Monica and the driver, had started his stopwatch. The jeep, which was riding alongside them off the left side of the road, was easily keeping up with them. "Seven seconds," the man announced to Monica. "Ten. Eleven. Tw—" he stopped.

"Not now! Not when we were so close!" moaned Mitch. "Not after all this!" They had been riding on the dirt and sparse grass along the side of the road, but had been paying attention to the car alongside of them and not to what lie ahead. Cones, trucks and workers. A new lane was being added to the road; they had run into a construction zone

Richard turned the Jeep around and pulled back onto the road, but by the time the Jeep had accelerated again, the car they were chasing was well ahead. Connie pounded her fist against the seat in disgust and Mitch looked angry. "We still have a chance, you know," said Richard as the Jeep sped across the highway. "After all, their car can’t go all that fast."

"Yeah. What is that thing, anyways? A Yugo?" asked Mitch. "You’ve been listening to radio talk shows in the afternoon, haven’t you?" Richard chuckled. "No, really," said Mitch. "I think it is a Yugo and one of those ought to be easy to catch up with!" And his words seemed true, as the Jeep slowly crept up on the Yugo. "We’re within a hundred feet now, I think," said Richard. The two vehicles raced down the road, the gap slowly narrowing. "80 feet," guessed Mitch after a quarter-mile. Later, "50."

Suddenly, the Jeep sputtered. The passengers looked up, startled, and the Jeep lunged forwards slightly, then came to a stop on the hill they were ascending. Richard slammed on the breaks, but quickly realized they couldn’t stay in the middle of the road on an incline and looked back for traffic. Upon seeing none, he slowly released the break pedal and guided the Jeep into a controlled slide back down to the bottom of the hill, where he pulled the car backwards off the road. He groaned and crumpled up the map into a ball. "I was so busy that I never thought to check," he told the others wearily. "Huh?" Connie said. "Can you fix it?" Richard groaned, but didn’t reply. Mitch looked at the dashboard. "We’re out of gas," he said. He flipped open his cellular and called the boat.

"Hey, this is Monica. You guys forget about me or something?" Mary Hopkins laughed. "Forget you? No, but you can forget about us. We’ve been floating out here in this water for more than two hours and nothing’s happened." Monica laughed. "Oh, hold on a second, Monica." She set the phone down on the table and looked up at Barry, who was holding up his phone and a map, pointing excitedly and trying hard to get her attention. "Yes, what is it?" she asked.

"It’s one of the guys in the Jeep on the phone and he says we need to get this tub ashore and hail a cab to, uh, this place right here," said Barry, pointing to a map that he had grabbed on his way to tell Ms. Hopkins. "Apparently, they need a little backup. And he said something about finding a cabbie who likes to drive fast and likes chasing other vehicles," Barry said, grinning widely.

Mary, however, looked pale. "A car chase? They want us in a car chase?" she asked. "Yeah. I already told Jack, Margaret and that Dent fellow. Is he a little crazy or something? Kept saying that he was sorry, but we were not permitted to catch up with her. I really don’t get him at all."

At the wheel, Jack pushed the little boat as hard as it would go. "Forty minutes left," he kept repeating to himself. "Forty minutes left. We’ll never make it."

Aboard the helicopter, the passengers were frantic. "What’s going on down there?" demanded Jason. Eugene grabbed his phone and dialed the car. "What happened?" he asked. He was told of their plight and informed Jason. "Oh, wonderful," said Jason. "And we’re up here unable to do anything and the guys in the boat will never make it back in time to catch up with her, even if they do stay course." Eugene interrupted. "They will. A car of that build would not easily handle trekking cross-country and the road they are on heads straight back to the water. There’s nowhere to turn off until they reach an area not far from the seashore."

Back in the boat, Jack Allen was making good speed at the wheel. Barry stood by as navigator, carefully plotting a course based on the charts supplied to them. There was still more than a half an hour in the game and they could already see large buildings towering in the distance. "Hey, you’re going to hit a sandbar!" said Barry. "Turn left!" Jack looked up at the charts. "No, we won’t run aground," he said. "Yes, you’re headed right for it!" Barry shouted, drawing the attention of the others on board. "No I’m not!" Jack shouted back. "If I turn left, we’ll slam right into it!" Jack turned the wheel to the right and Barry shouted "No!" then grabbed the wheel and wrestled away Jack’s grip. He spun the wheel hard left, but Jack grabbed it again and tried to pull it back towards the right. "We’re … going to … hit if you … won’t let go!" he said as he tried to force the wheel to the right. As they struggled for control of the wheel, Mary Hopkins, Margaret Faye and Arthur Dent looked on, trying to decide whom to help, if indeed there was need for it. The boat crew was by far the largest group, but also the most undecided. They did nothing.

The bow slammed into the sandbar and lifted up out of the water. "Now see what you did?" Jack fumed. "Me?" Barry protested. "You purposely ran us aground!" he said, shaking his fist at Jack. "That’s a lie!" Jack shouted. Margaret Faye stepped in. "Gentlemen, gentlemen…!" They quieted. "Jack, I’ve never seen you act like this before! I don’t like the thought of someone so temperamental running my old antique shop! For a man of your age…" she trailed off. "But I don’t really blame you," she said, breaking out into a smile. "And Barry, you did that on purpose. You ran us aground!" "Did not!" he protested. "I just couldn’t get the wheel away from this guy in time to save us from his sabotage!"

The captain ran from his quarters to where the contestants were standing and surveyed the damage. He shouted angrily and assured them that they’d pay for the damage.

Arthur Dent laughed. "I did it! It was me that made you lose!" he said. "Don’t listen to him," said Mary. "There’s something wrong with him." Barry laughed. "Yeah, not quite okay in the head." Jack frowned and said, "That’s enough, Barry," then sighed. "I guess we better radio in and get a boat over here to get us off this sandbar."

An hour later, all of the contestants sat in the hotel lobby as Bryan Dern summarized the events of the day. "And so," he concluded, "you are all completely incompetent. Not only do you not rescue the kidnapped contestant, but you also had to crack the bumper of the Jeep, run out of gas and run the boat aground and the helicopter crew just hovered around lost for the last twenty minutes. We’re going to be easy on you guys this time and not take the cash needed to repair the damaged car and boat out of the pot, but don’t let it happen again." He glared at them. "Yeah, great job, guys. I can see you’re all going to win a ton of money in this game."

Speculation Week 1
Friday, August 23, 2002

The contestants sat in the hotel lobby, waiting for Dern to speak. "Well, you really made fools out of yourself," he said. "But the question is, who was the biggest fool? Yes, it's that question I'll be asking every week? Who do you think the mole is? Now, we aren't going to make you air your suspicions here. Go up to your rooms, get cleaned up and someone will be at your door in about a half an hour to get your comments."

Connie: "It’s so early in the game that it’s hard to make any decisions on, you know, who the mole is. But I guess if I had to guess, I’d say its Richard Maxwell. He really messed us up, never checking the fuel gauge. It’s hard to say, though, as he kept pushing us to do more and go farther. His cross-country drive was a dangerous thing to do. I’m not sure the mole would go through all that. But I think we would have had time to drive on the roads. Maybe he tried to run us out of gas with all that tough riding. It’s just so confusing."

Richard: "Both of my passengers whined a little, but I think they just don’t have the stomach for this game. I can’t imagine either of them actually being the mole. As for the allegation that I’m the mole, I don’t understand how anyone can believe that after all I did for the group today. Sure, we failed, but we tried hard and it drives me crazy that someone would think that I tried to mess up the game!"

Barry: "There’s no doubt in my mind that Jack Allen is the mole. Going into the game, I didn’t expect the old guy to be a traitor, but he pretty much proved it today, running us right into that sandbar and ruining our chances of catching up with Monica. I tried to grab the wheel from him, but that stubborn old guy has a lot of strength and I didn’t get control in time to save us. He cost us the game and many of us won’t forget that."

Jack: "I hate to cast judgment on someone, especially this early into the game, but I suppose I knew this was expected of me when I joined the game, so I’d say Barry was the most suspicious. I had us on course and I believe we would have passed that sandbar without incident, but Mr. Muntz insisted that I was wrong and got the wheel from me and rammed us right into the sandbar."

Arthur: "I am the mole! Why won’t anyone listen to me? I made them lose!"

Monica: "Well, no one can think I was the mole. I worked hard to guide everyone to me and it’s not my fault that they messed up. My guess would be that Margaret Faye is the mole. She didn’t do anything useful the entire game, from what I’ve gathered. The same pretty much goes for most in the boat, but Margaret in particular seemed to avoid assisting the others. It’s hard to tell this early in the game."

Elimination Week 1
Sunday, August 25, 2002

"All right, everyone! Does anyone know where we are?" asked a smirking Cryin’ Bryan Dern. Wooten jumped up and shouted "I do!" then looked around a little embarrassed. He sat back down, but Dern looked at him and said, "Okay, then tell us."

"Well," said Wooton, "we’re in the conference room of the hotel. Not that I’ve been in a conference room before. I prefer a booth at Whit’s End or the food place where they have those smiley toys – you know, the ones that you can--" Dern cut him off. "Get to the point, if you have one, Mr. Bassett," he snarled. "Well anyways, I’ve never actually gone to one of these fancy conference rooms before, but I’ve, uh, seen them in the movies and on television! Especially the Rick Rancid ones on TV where Rick rounds up everyone and takes them to a conference room and one by one walks down along the table where they’re all sitting, looking at each one and saying they didn’t do it until he comes to the guy with a mean look on his face and Rick yells ‘You!’ and everyone jumps up … and then they break for commercials."

Dern looked annoyed. "Mr. Bassett, learn to use words more sparingly. ‘It’s a conference room’ would have sufficed, although of course it’s a conference room, as everyone here knows. The question is not what room this is but really why you are here. What is this room in relation to the game? Anyone care to answer without bringing up Rick Rancid, Nero Foxe, Sam Shovel or anyone else?"

Arthur Dent raised his hand. "We’re in the elimination room," he said wearily. "Very good. And we thought you were completely insane," said Dern. "It’s good to know you’re only ninety percent there." Dent ignored him and went on in a sad tone, "I know it’s my time to go. It’s time for all of you to finish the job that Bennett Charles couldn’t complete. Go ahead, I know what you’re going to do. Eliminate me; get it over with."

Dern looked surprised. "Don’t be so sure it’s your turn yet," he said. "After all, we have yet to see how well you did on your little quiz the other day. Hey, most of the people in this room are going to be eliminated, so you aren’t necessarily first." Dent looked terrified. "No, you can kill me, but don’t eliminate everyone else!" he gasped. "Kill?" said Dern, for the first time in his life wearing a shocked expression on his face. "Mr. Dent, we aren’t killing anyone and I don’t know anything about your Mr. Charles. The loser here just leaves the game, that’s all!" The others nodded in agreement when Dent turned to them, and he sat down slowly. "I believe you," he whispered.

"Yes, well, that’s great," said Dern, returning to character. "But this is a made-for-TV game and this segment’s only supposed to take 4 minutes and 38 seconds of air time in this particular episode, from what the producer says, so we’ve got to get moving. Now, you see those two lights up there? One’s red when on, the other is green. I’m going to type each of your names into the computer. If the green light turns on, you stay in the game. If it’s red, well, we bid you good day and send you on your way. Wait, did that rhyme? Anyways, here we go."

"Jack Allen," said Dern as he typed the name into the computer. The laptop monitor turned green, flooding the dimly lit room with a pale green glow. Jack smiled. "Robert Mitchell," Dern called next. Again, a green hue was cast across the room. "Margaret Faye." The monitor showed green again. "Arthur Dent." The monitor flickered and Dern chuckled. Dent looked around nervously. Then it came: the monitor showed green. "Mary Hopkins," Dern called out. The display turned red and all present faced Bryan Dern. "Well," he said, "now we come to the best part of the game. Mary Hopkins, you lost and it is my pleasure to say get out of here!"

Mary looked around the room. "Well, I guess I really did poorly on the test," she said. "I had a good time yesterday and I suppose that’s more than I could have really expected, so no hard feelings. I hope I can see you all again someday. And Jason, tell your father I’m sorry... it was all a misunderstanding."

Jason nodded solemnly and Jack frowned. "I wish no one had to be eliminated," he said.

Elimination Week 1
Sunday, August 25, 2002

"All right, everyone! Does anyone know where we are?" asked a smirking Cryin’ Bryan Dern. Wooten jumped up and shouted "I do!" then looked around a little embarrassed. He sat back down, but Dern looked at him and said, "Okay, then tell us."

"Well," said Wooton, "we’re in the conference room of the hotel. Not that I’ve been in a conference room before. I prefer a booth at Whit’s End or the food place where they have those smiley toys – you know, the ones that you can--" Dern cut him off. "Get to the point, if you have one, Mr. Bassett," he snarled. "Well anyways, I’ve never actually gone to one of these fancy conference rooms before, but I’ve, uh, seen them in the movies and on television! Especially the Rick Rancid ones on TV where Rick rounds up everyone and takes them to a conference room and one by one walks down along the table where they’re all sitting, looking at each one and saying they didn’t do it until he comes to the guy with a mean look on his face and Rick yells ‘You!’ and everyone jumps up … and then they break for commercials."

Dern looked annoyed. "Mr. Bassett, learn to use words more sparingly. ‘It’s a conference room’ would have sufficed, although of course it’s a conference room, as everyone here knows. The question is not what room this is but really why you are here. What is this room in relation to the game? Anyone care to answer without bringing up Rick Rancid, Nero Foxe, Sam Shovel or anyone else?"

Arthur Dent raised his hand. "We’re in the elimination room," he said wearily. "Very good. And we thought you were completely insane," said Dern. "It’s good to know you’re only ninety percent there." Dent ignored him and went on in a sad tone, "I know it’s my time to go. It’s time for all of you to finish the job that Bennett Charles couldn’t complete. Go ahead, I know what you’re going to do. Eliminate me; get it over with."

Dern looked surprised. "Don’t be so sure it’s your turn yet," he said. "After all, we have yet to see how well you did on your little quiz the other day. Hey, most of the people in this room are going to be eliminated, so you aren’t necessarily first." Dent looked terrified. "No, you can kill me, but don’t eliminate everyone else!" he gasped. "Kill?" said Dern, for the first time in his life wearing a shocked expression on his face. "Mr. Dent, we aren’t killing anyone and I don’t know anything about your Mr. Charles. The loser here just leaves the game, that’s all!" The others nodded in agreement when Dent turned to them, and he sat down slowly. "I believe you," he whispered.

"Yes, well, that’s great," said Dern, returning to character. "But this is a made-for-TV game and this segment’s only supposed to take 4 minutes and 38 seconds of air time in this particular episode, from what the producer says, so we’ve got to get moving. Now, you see those two lights up there? One’s red when on, the other is green. I’m going to type each of your names into the computer. If the green light turns on, you stay in the game. If it’s red, well, we bid you good day and send you on your way. Wait, did that rhyme? Anyways, here we go."

"Jack Allen," said Dern as he typed the name into the computer. The laptop monitor turned green, flooding the dimly lit room with a pale green glow. Jack smiled. "Robert Mitchell," Dern called next. Again, a green hue was cast across the room. "Margaret Faye." The monitor showed green again. "Arthur Dent." The monitor flickered and Dern chuckled. Dent looked around nervously. Then it came: the monitor showed green. "Mary Hopkins," Dern called out. The display turned red and all present faced Bryan Dern. "Well," he said, "now we come to the best part of the game. Mary Hopkins, you lost and it is my pleasure to say get out of here!"

Mary looked around the room. "Well, I guess I really did poorly on the test," she said. "I had a good time yesterday and I suppose that’s more than I could have really expected, so no hard feelings. I hope I can see you all again someday. And Jason, tell your father I’m sorry... it was all a misunderstanding."

Jason nodded solemnly and Jack frowned. "I wish no one had to be eliminated," he said.

Reactions Week 1
Monday, August 26, 2002

Jason: "Dad told me a little about Mary and she seemed like a nice woman. Sure, there was a mix-up during that whole satellite signal bit, but it sounded like a case of not knowing what was going on, nothing more. Personally, I’m just glad I made it through the first round. Of course, there are quite a few more to go!"

Connie: "Well, I guess I never liked Ms. Hopkins that much because she seemed so bossy, but I think she really did have the best interests of the kids in Connelsville at heart, so I don’t want to seem too harsh. It’s great that Mitch is still around and I hope he’ll be here for quite a while."

Eugene: "This is a game that involves considerable skill and while it’s unfortunate that Ms. Hopkins left, it was not surprising. While I lack the athletic qualities that others may have, I feel I can sustain my position in the game for the time being as my mental processes should allow me to do substantially better than average on the quizzes administered to us each week. Barry Muntz, who I was unfamiliar with before making his acquaintance in McAlister Park less than a week ago, appears to leap before he thinks, to borrow a colloquialism, but is quite capable of providing quality assistance to the group. Miss Hopkins, unfortunately, could supply neither athletic nor mental assistance to the team and her loss, while not enjoyable, will not be greatly missed by the others."

Barry: "Well, I knew it wouldn’t be Jack that left. After all, the mole is sure to stay in the game and that guy left no doubt about his true identity. But, well, I knew I’d be surviving the first round and I’m sure I’ll be going far – maybe even win the thing – because I use my head, unlike some people around here. Oh, and as for that Mary woman, I say good riddance. She was absolutely useless."

Jack: "It must have been hard for Ms. Hopkins, being the first to go. While she was out on the boat with us, I must confess to not knowing much about her. I’ve heard Whit speak of her on occasion, but I’m quite vague on exactly what was said, to be honest. She seemed somewhat distant but not unkind. I feel sorry for her, but must admit relief at not being the first one to leave nor having someone I know better leave at this stage of the game."

Wooton: "I used to have a friend back in Alaska and we played dodge ball – it’s a really fun game, you know, especially when you’re a kid – and he was always the first one out because he wasn’t very fast and could never hit the ball. Anyways, it really hurts to be the first one out of something and I feel really bad for Ms. Hopkins. I think she needs some cheering up."

Margaret: "Forgive me for being blunt, but Ms. Hopkins was an annoying woman who provided nothing of value to the group and I cannot say truthfully that I mourn her leaving the game. My husband left me a considerable amount of money, but waging a mayoral campaign was more costly than I had imagined and I could really use the money from winning this game, so I’ll be happy any time anyone has to leave as long as it isn’t me."

Below are the results of Week One's "Who is the Mole?" Poll:

Who is the Mole?

Jack Allen 19%
Barry Muntz 15%
Eugene Meltsner 15%
Margaret Faye 15%
Robert Mitchell 12%
Richard Maxwell 12%
Wooton Bassett 4%
Connie Kendall 0%
Mary Hopkins 0%
Arthur Dent 0%
Monica Stone 0%
Jason Whittaker 0%

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