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S DA FOUNTAIN Odyssey archive · est. 2000
Episodes 577 of 1,068
0567 23 Apr 2005 25 min

Two Friends and a Truck

Eugene needs to borrow Bernard's beloved old pickup to move into his new house, and Bernard hands it over with a warning to be careful. But when the truck rolls into a tree and breaks a taillight - thanks to a faulty brake Bernard never mentioned - Bernard blows up at his friend before he can explain. Then Bernard crashes Eugene's car into a garbage can, and rather than face the kind of anger he just dished out, he sneaks the car to a repair shop in secret. When a fifteen-hundred-dollar bill turns up at Whit's End, Eugene pays it himself, convinced Bernard has been fixing up his car out of pure kindness. It takes Whit to untangle the mix-up: Bernard confesses, Eugene forgives, and both learn that a little mercy makes honesty a lot easier. Then the old truck rolls into a lamppost... and Bernard trades it in at last, handing Eugene the keys to his brand-new pickup.
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Eugene and Katrina purchase a house on Maple Street and prepare to leave their temporary cabin. Connie and Whit offer to help them move, while Eugene asks to borrow Bernard's aging pickup truck. Bernard is preparing to trade it in and reluctantly agrees only after warning Eugene to treat it with extreme care.

At the cabin, Eugene parks the truck on a hill and sets the emergency brake. The truck rolls backward into a tree, breaking a taillight. Bernard never told him that the brake does not work and that the truck must be left in gear, but Eugene assumes responsibility and dreads telling his friend.

Bernard reacts angrily before Eugene can fully explain. He scolds him for being careless and complains that the accident may reduce the truck's trade-in value. Eugene apologizes repeatedly and offers to pay for every repair, but Bernard leaves in Eugene's car without listening.

While angrily telephoning a buyer, Bernard drives Eugene's car over a curb and into a garbage can. The damage begins with a broken headlight and bad alignment, then grows to include a broken control arm, bent axle, and cracked oil pan. Ashamed after the harsh things he said to Eugene, Bernard takes the car to Leon Wankel's shop without telling its owner.

Whit points out that Eugene's accident resulted from the faulty parking brake, not reckless driving. Bernard feels even worse and decides to hide his own mistake by having the car repaired secretly. He also tells Eugene not to pay for the truck's broken taillight, which makes Eugene wonder why his formerly furious friend has suddenly become so generous.

When Leon calls Whit's End with a repair total of more than fifteen hundred dollars, Eugene mistakenly believes the bill belongs to Bernard's truck. After seeing the paperwork, he learns that the expensive repairs concern his own car. Since Bernard mentioned that the engine ran roughly and an interior light was broken, Eugene assumes Bernard generously repaired those old problems as a surprise.

Eugene pays Leon's bill before Bernard can do so and plans to thank Bernard with a gift for his truck. Then he drives the car and discovers that its engine still runs badly. Leon has repaired collision damage, not the old mechanical problems Eugene thinks Bernard chose to fix, and the misunderstanding finally begins to unravel.

At the repair shop, Bernard tries repeatedly to avoid an explanation. When Eugene praises his supposed kindness, Bernard can no longer maintain the secret and asks Whit to tell the truth. Whit explains that Bernard struck the garbage can and feared Eugene's anger after showing so little mercy over the truck.

Eugene is not angry. The collision was an accident, and Bernard took steps to correct it. Eugene only asks to be consulted before anyone repairs his property. Whit observes that the whole tangle grew from Bernard's unforgiving first response; a little mercy would have made honesty far easier for both friends. Bernard apologizes and promises to repay Eugene for the bill.

Before the matter can settle completely, Whit announces that Bernard's truck has rolled into a lamppost because its emergency brake still does not work. Bernard finally replaces it with the new pickup he has been saving for.

To Eugene's surprise, Bernard soon hands him the keys to the new truck and trusts him to finish moving his belongings. He teases Eugene about needing a note from his driving instructor, then admits he is joking and promises that his friend may borrow the truck whenever he likes.