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S DA FOUNTAIN Odyssey archive · est. 2000
Episodes 20 of 1,068
0020 2 Apr 1988 21 min

Mike Makes Right

Billy Barton is pounding on little Donnie Hollman at recess, and Mike Caldwell is the only kid brave enough to tell him to stop. Now Billy wants a showdown - and he's told Mike to bring a bun and some mustard, because tomorrow he's turning him into hamburger. Mr. Whittaker says the Lord takes care of those who do right, just like David and Goliath... but when Billy tears the shirt Mike's grandmother gave him, Mike swings blind, bloodies Billy's nose, and becomes the school hero, "Magnificent Mike." Soon Mike is strutting, snapping at his best friend Freddy, and sounding an awful lot like the bully he beat. Then a new kid named Sam - who has never heard of Billy Barton and isn't impressed - puts a fist in Mike's stomach and Mike back in his place. Over a milkshake at Whit's End, Mike learns the hard way that pride goes before a fall, and that his name is just Mike.
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Recess at Odyssey Elementary School, and Mike Caldwell finds his best friend Freddy calling the blow-by-blow like a TV fight announcer while Billy Barton beats up Donnie Hollman. Freddy shrugs it off - every school has a bully, and there is nothing anybody can do about it - but Mike can't watch. He yells at Billy to leave Donnie alone and pick on somebody his own size. Billy lets Donnie go, corners Mike, and asks who made him the school peacemaker. Then he sets the terms: tomorrow it's the two of them, and Mike should come with a bun and some mustard, "Because I'm going to turn you into hamburger."

Over chocolate sundaes, compliments of the house, Mr. Whittaker tells Mike he is proud of him for standing up to a bully to help someone else - exactly what their Sunday School class has been talking about. Mike would rather move to the North Pole and hire a bodyguard. Whit agrees fighting is a bad idea, urges him to find any way around it, and points him to David and Goliath: if you are doing what's right, the Lord will take care of you. Next morning Mike tries to stay in bed with a disease that hides when you look for it, but his mother offers him school or the doctor, and school it is. The rumor that Billy is absent holds up only until Billy finds him. Talking fails, the crowd gathers, and Billy knocks Mike around - until he tears the sleeve of the shirt Mike's grandmother gave him for Christmas. Furious, Mike swings wildly with his eyes closed and lands a solid punch on Billy's nose. Billy runs off bleeding, crying that he is telling his dad, while Freddy, back in his announcer role, crowns a new school hero: Magnificent Mike.

A couple of weeks later, the win has gone to Mike's head. Principal Jones calls him in to warn that by all the talk around school, somebody new is taking Billy's place as the bully - this guy they've been calling Magnificent Mike. Mike bristles, especially at the word going around that his punch was a lucky one, and walks out having heard, as the principal notes, not a word - including the old saying that pride goes before the fall. When Freddy agrees it was a lucky punch and says Mike has changed, Mike snaps that he doesn't need him anyway - "Magnificent Mike to you, Fred." Minutes later he bumps into Sam, a new kid on a first day at school, who has never heard of Billy Barton, is not impressed, and punches Mike in the stomach when he refuses to pick up the books he knocked from Sam's arms.

Alone at Mr. Whittaker's counter, Mike orders a milkshake to soothe an upset stomach and admits he has been put back in his place. Whit is not surprised: for every tough guy, there is always somebody tougher. He returns to David and Goliath - David was not trying to be tough; he fought because Goliath was laughing at God - and draws the line between fighting because a friend needs help and fighting to look cool. Mike supplies the moral himself, "pride goes before the fall," and is startled to learn it comes from the Bible: "pride goes before destruction and an arrogant spirit before a fall," Proverbs 16:18. Whit asks if Magnificent Mike still wants that milkshake. Yes, please - and his name is just Mike.