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S DA FOUNTAIN Odyssey archive · est. 2000
Episodes 169 of 1,068
0169 26 Oct 1991 24 min

Hold Up!

It's closing time at Whit's End when the last customer at the counter pulls out a gun and orders Connie and Eugene to empty the register. Eugene trips the silent alarm, but the robber - a small-time crook named Hank Murray - marches them upstairs to Whit's safe, which holds nothing but papers and an autographed picture of Andy Griffith, and ties them up with telephone cord. What Hank doesn't know is that Whit is already outside, slipping through a secret tunnel into his hidden control room with a plan: let Whit's End itself do the fighting. The lights go out, Goliath booms, the walls of Jericho tumble, and Noah's animals roar until the panicked gunman fires wildly into the dark. His last bullet shatters a life-size television image of Whit, and the police lead him away in handcuffs. Whit's End gives back whatever you bring to it, Whit explains... but those spooky footsteps and that crazy laugh in the dark? They weren't his.
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It is closing time at Whit's End, and Connie Kendall and Eugene Meltsner are locking up while John Whittaker is away giving a speech at the college. The psychology department has asked Whit to share his view on a big question: is man basically good or basically evil? Connie and Eugene fall into the same debate themselves. Connie says the Bible teaches that people's hearts are sinful, while Eugene argues that people are basically good and only do bad things because of hard circumstances.

One last customer is still lingering over a banana split, and he chimes in to agree with Eugene. He explains that he is a good man passing through town who has simply run short of cash - and then he pulls out a gun and orders them to empty the register into a bag. Connie can hardly believe anyone would rob Whit's End. Eugene manages to press the silent alarm, and Officer Dan Kern soon knocks at the door. Forced to pretend everything is fine, Connie sends him away with a coded excuse about coffee, and Kern quietly calls for backup and sends for Whit.

The robber marches Connie and Eugene upstairs to Whit's safe, spinning a sad story about a sick grandmother in Utah. Eugene sympathizes, but Connie insists that robbery is wrong no matter what someone's circumstances have been. The safe holds no money at all - just papers and an autographed picture of Andy Griffith - so the frustrated crook ties the two of them up with telephone cord. He even admits his grandmother story was a lie; she is actually in prison for armed robbery herself.

Meanwhile Whit arrives outside, where Captain Patrick O'Ryan tells him the man is Hank Murray, a petty criminal fresh out of jail. Whit leads the captain through a secret tunnel into his hidden control room, planning to use Whit's End itself to rattle Hank and get him to use up his six bullets. The lights go out, strange sounds echo through the shop, and a panicking Hank flees into the Bible Room, where a talking mirror, a booming Goliath, tumbling walls of Jericho, and the noisy animals of the Noah's Ark display frighten him into firing shot after shot. Down to his last bullet, he reaches the exit and finds Whit calmly telling him to give up. Hank fires - and shatters a life-size television image. Out of bullets, he is arrested by Captain O'Ryan and Officer Kern.

Whit explains that Whit's End gives back whatever people bring to it: children bring innocence and find fun, but Hank brought fear and suspicion, and that is exactly what he got back. It all depends on the state of a person's heart. Connie laughs about the spooky footsteps and the crazy laugh Whit used to scare Hank - but Whit says that wasn't him at all.