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S DA FOUNTAIN Odyssey archive · est. 2000
Episodes 633 of 1,068
0623 13 Oct 2007 24 min

Buddy Guard

Rodney Rathbone has claimed the park as his own, and Grady is done being pushed around - so he hires his big friend Phil as a bodyguard, paid in chores. Meanwhile at Odyssey 105, Bryan Dern and his intern PJ discover that a threat on the radio can squeeze money out of anyone, and soon they're inventing complaints just to keep the show going. But power goes to Grady's head too... before long he's the one hunting Rodney down, and a hurt Phil quits and switches sides. When PJ threatens to sue Whit's End over a missing flavor of ice cream, Whit takes the fight all the way to court, where the judge tosses the case and exposes Dern's program as extortion. Grady faces his own reckoning, apologizing to Rodney and Phil without asking for anything back - and Phil, refusing to pound anybody ever again, walks away from Rodney too. It's a rollicking lesson in what happens when protecting yourself turns into paying somebody back.
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Rodney Rathbone knocks Grady down in the park and takes his hat, once again enforcing his own rule that the park is off-limits to anyone he considers a dweeb. Tired of being bullied, Grady asks his large friend Phil to walk through the park with him. Rodney retreats as soon as Phil threatens him, and Grady hires Phil as a bodyguard in exchange for doing chores.

At Odyssey 105, intern PJ Manning arrives late with Bryan Dern's lunch because another driver has damaged his parked car. Dern urges PJ to threaten a lawsuit. The driver, frightened that Dern will name him on the radio, pays immediately. Delighted by his influence, Dern begins a call-in program that pressures supposedly inconsiderate people into settling petty complaints.

Grady soon enjoys power as much as protection. When he sees Rodney carrying apples, he assumes Rodney plans to throw them and orders Phil to attack first. Rodney gives up the apples, and Grady begins looking for more excuses to humiliate him. Phil becomes uneasy when Grady proposes throwing Rodney into a dumpster merely for fun.

Grady insists that Phil must obey because he is an employee. Hurt to learn that Grady has only been paying him to stay nearby, Phil quits. When they find Rodney hiding in the garbage, Rodney hires Phil for a supply of batteries. The bodyguard who once protected Grady now turns on him.

Dern and PJ also lose sight of their original complaint. To keep ratings high, they invent weaker grievances and demand larger rewards. PJ threatens to sue Whit's End for running out of Raspberry Ripple ice cream, even though Whit offers another flavor at half price. Whit's questions help PJ admit that the demand is not about stopping selfishness; it is about getting what he wants.

Whit also challenges Grady. Hiring protection was one matter, but seeking Rodney out for revenge made Grady behave like the bully he hated. Whit urges him to tell his mother what has happened and apologize to both Rodney and Phil.

In court, Whit reveals that an Odyssey 105 employee deliberately bought twelve gallons of Raspberry Ripple just before PJ arrived. The judge dismisses PJ's case and exposes Dern's radio threats as extortion that can bring penalties against the station. PJ admits that a campaign he thought was about justice has made him selfish instead.

Grady finds Rodney and Phil and apologizes without demanding anything in return. Rodney still calls for a beating, but Phil refuses and quits working for him too, partly because Rodney's batteries do not work. Rodney runs away, and Phil respects the courage Grady has shown. Both boys retire from pounding people, and Grady offers to protect Phil if he ever needs company walking through the park.