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0187 21 Mar 1992 22 min

An Act of Nobility

A young American writer named James Armer is doing research in the tiny country of Moldavia when a plane crashes near his cottage - and the injured pilot turns out to be Prince Roderick, who looks exactly like him. The prince has been drugged by his scheming cousin Von Warberg, and if he sleeps through tomorrow's coronation, Moldavia could fall into civil war. So James studies the prince's voice and walk all night, then strides into the palace and is crowned in Roderick's place. But when the real prince wakes up, he refuses to believe his cousin is a traitor - until Von Warberg bursts in with a pistol, and James takes a knife slash meant for the king. With the plot exposed and Von Warberg jailed, James refuses every reward except a pocket watch, and goes home with no one ever knowing how Moldavia got its king. Whit tells this whole tale to young Isaac, who needs to learn what nobility really means... and when Whit checks his own pocket watch at the end, listeners are left wondering how he knows the story so well.
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Isaac Morton is sitting glumly at Whit's End, wishing he could learn to keep his big mouth shut. In history class he announced that nobility means kings, dukes, earls and queens, and his teacher - who insists there is much more to it than rank and title - has assigned him a report on what nobility really is. Whit agrees with the teacher. True nobility, he says, is not a matter of birth but of behavior, and to prove it he offers to tell Isaac a story of nobility, on the condition that Isaac writes his report on his own.

The story begins several years ago in a small country called Moldavia, where a young American writer named James Armer is doing research for a book. The townspeople gasp and whisper wherever he goes, and he cannot understand why - until an airplane crashes in the woods near his rented cottage. As James tries to help the unconscious pilot, two men arrive: General Farnham and Dr. Munroe. When the pilot's headgear comes off, everyone is astounded. James and the pilot look exactly alike.

The pilot, it turns out, is Prince Roderick, monarch of Moldavia, due to be crowned king the very next morning. Dr. Munroe discovers that the prince has not simply been careless - his wine was drugged. The bottle came from the cellars of Eric Von Warberg, the prince's ambitious cousin, who has been stirring up unrest and hopes to seize the throne for himself. Roderick will sleep through his own coronation, and if the ceremony fails, Moldavia could tumble into civil war.

So James makes a daring offer: a prince must attend the coronation, and he looks just like one. He asks the general only one question first - whether he truly wants Roderick on the throne - and Farnham answers that Roderick is his rightful king, whom he will serve to his dying breath. Satisfied, James spends the night studying recordings of the prince's voice, practicing his walk, and memorizing the ceremony. The next day, to the shock of Von Warberg and his henchman Captain Holt, "Prince Roderick" strides into the palace in perfect health. James is crowned before the whole court, promising to defend, protect and serve Moldavia even unto death, while Von Warberg fumes and resolves to hunt down the real prince.

That night the conspirators return to the cottage, where Roderick has finally woken up - and he is furious. He accuses his loyal friends of treachery and refuses to believe that his own cousin tried to kill him. He even orders General Farnham to arrest James, and the heartbroken general, bound by honor, obeys. At that moment Von Warberg and Holt burst in with a pistol, planning to kill the king and blame the "assassins." A wild scuffle breaks out. When Holt rushes at Roderick with a knife, James tackles him and takes a nasty slash across the arm to protect the king. Holt escapes, but the general and the doctor overpower Von Warberg, and Roderick finally sees the truth.

The next morning the grateful king, who has jailed Von Warberg and sent Farnham after Holt, insists on rewarding James. But James says he already has his reward - honor and adventure, and the true king on the throne. All he asks for is a watch, since he forgot his own back in America. Roderick gives him the pocket watch from his very own pocket, and James returns home, with no one ever knowing about his unselfish act or how, because of him, Moldavia had a king.

That, Whit tells Isaac, is what nobility is all about: not outward trappings or the family you were born into, but a matter of the heart. Isaac heads off encouraged, though he sighs that it's too bad stories like that aren't real. A moment later Brooke Myers asks Whit for the time - and Whit checks and tells her it's 2:30, leaving listeners to wonder just how he knows that story so well.