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S DA FOUNTAIN Odyssey archive · est. 2000
Episodes 455 of 1,068
0446a 13 May 2000 9 min

A Matter of Manners

Alex and David have been banished from Whit's End for the worst manners in town - three scoops of ice cream crammed into one mouth was the last straw. But after cramming from a book on politeness, the boys pass Whit's test and take things too far, handing out good-manners badges at school and docking points for every elbow on a table and missing "please." Soon nobody can measure up, and when Russell asks to sit with them, they turn him away for a score below zero. So Whit and Mandy give the new "manners police" a taste of their own medicine, grading every lick and sip of an ice cream cone by the obscure rules in the back of their own book... until the lesson ends in shouting and flying ice cream. The boys cry unfair - and Whit gently shows them they've judged their friends the same way, because courtesy is for loving people, not scoring them. Over free cones, David finally offers a thank-you that's real.
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Alex Jefferson encourages David Straussberg to stuff three scoops of ice cream into his mouth at once while other children watch. Their behavior is the last of several disruptions at Whit’s End, and Whit banishes them for at least a week. They may return only after they have learned good manners and passed his test.

The boys study a book called Manners for the Socially Challenged and soon impress Whit with exaggerated politeness. Once welcomed back, they convince their principal to let them award good-manners badges at school. They begin scoring everyone’s behavior, subtracting points for elbows on tables or missing words and adding points for creative expressions of thanks.

Their standards become nearly impossible. Even a successful student has ninety-two points left before earning a badge. When Russell asks to sit with them, Alex and David reject him because his score is below zero and claim that associating with an ill-mannered person might harm their own behavior. Their polite words only make their unkindness sound more insulting.

Whit appoints the boys as manners police at Whit’s End, then asks them to demonstrate the proper way to eat ice cream. Using obscure rules from the back of their own book, Whit and Mandy deduct points for the direction Alex licks his cone, the order David eats his toppings, the timing of every sip, and many other tiny errors. Frustration quickly turns the lesson into shouting and flying ice cream.

The boys complain that the test is unfair because they had not learned those rules. Whit points out that they have judged their schoolmates just as unfairly. Good manners are not tools for displaying superiority or excluding people. Saying please, offering thanks, and showing courtesy are ways to love neighbors and bless them with respect.

Alex politely asks for another cone, and Whit gives both boys free ice cream. David pauses to offer a simple, sincere thank-you. For the first time, his courtesy is not a performance or a point-scoring system but genuine gratitude.