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S DA FOUNTAIN Odyssey archive · est. 2000
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0987 1 Jun 2024 24 min

Quiet as a Smouse

Zoe, Jay, and Buddy arrive at the Harlequin Theater expecting to win the audio drama contest - only to learn their entry has been disqualified for running four seconds too long. The only person who can trim it is their fourth teammate, Vincent, who knows the password... and who has just wandered off on a baffling string of errands involving a custom cake, a blender part, a stress ball, and a stack of cardboard boxes. As the three chase him from Hal's Diner to Whit's End to the post office, tempers flare: Buddy hogs the credit in a podcast interview, Zoe gets caught rehearsing an acceptance speech, and the team falls apart. Then Zoe spots the pattern - every mysterious stop was Vincent quietly helping somebody else. The friends race back to find he has already fixed their entry, cutting exactly four seconds: his own credit. When "The Case of the Blue Diamond" wins, the humbled trio sends Vincent up to accept the award for them all.
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Zoe Grant, Jay Smouse, and Buddy Norman arrive early at the Harlequin Theater, confident their audio drama, "The Case of the Blue Diamond," is going to win the audio drama contest being judged there that day. At the front desk they meet Joan, who is buried in teetering stacks of old scripts and clippings she has been ordered to box up for storage, and who is grumpy because her boss made her redo all her labels, claiming he couldn't read her handwriting. Joan has bad news: their entry has been disqualified. The rules cap entries at twenty-five minutes, and theirs runs twenty-five minutes and four seconds. When the kids protest that four seconds is measly, Joan replies, "There is no measly in qualifying rules, young man." She agrees they can requalify if they trim the drama before it plays, but the file is password-protected, and only their fourth teammate, Vincent - Jay's cousin, who handled the sound effects - knows the password. Vincent signed in half an hour earlier and left, asking his phone about the nearest cake shop. Joan kindly promises to pull strings so their entry plays last, buying them a couple of hours to find him.

The hunt begins at Hal's Diner, which makes custom cakes. Along the way it comes out that Jay's parents have taken away his phone for saying unkind words, and to earn it back he must record himself giving compliments to fifty different people - which is why he keeps interrupting the search to deliver awkward flattery into a micro recorder, telling Joan her demeanor is "magical" and assuring the waitress that the stains on her apron bring out her eyes. At the diner, Katie the waitress reports that Vincent picked up a custom cake and fixed one of their blenders, then left about ten minutes ago to hunt down a replacement for a broken part. Since that brand of blender isn't sold in stores, Jay cracks the clue: he and Vincent once broke a blender at Whit's End trying to make creamed corn without taking the corn off the cob, and Mr. Whittaker keeps old parts in his workshop.

At Whit's End, Connie Kendall is sweeping up staples from an exploded stapler - which, she admits, Vincent fixed for her before finding his blender part, borrowing a stress ball, and heading out to the recycling bins in search of cardboard boxes. Meanwhile Buddy takes a surprise phone interview for a podcast-producing internship at Channel 10, and Zoe overhears him calling their drama his personal masterpiece and claiming most of the work was his. Out back, the boxes and Vincent are both gone. Red Hollard explains that he saw the skinny-armed boy loading up and offered to deliver the boxes for him. Red also accidentally reveals that Zoe has been practicing an award acceptance speech on her front porch, and the team explodes. Buddy demands to know why Zoe assumed she would give the speech; she fires back that he took all the credit in his interview even though she wrote the script, Jay did most of the voices, and Vincent did the sound. Buddy storms off, and when Zoe refuses to let Jay use the speech to advertise his fake "Smouse Miracle Water" - a jelly bean in a bottle of tap water - he skedaddles too, leaving Zoe alone.

Discouraged, Zoe gives up until Connie sits with her and mentions that her own helpers never showed up for a charity project - but Vincent quietly fixed her stapler and finished stapling every pamphlet. Zoe starts to notice a pattern. Then Jay calls: he has earned his phone back and a location-sharing app shows Vincent at the post office. By the time they arrive Vincent has vanished again, and Jay has lost his phone again, since his dad ruled that compliments to plants don't count. Searching the post office sale tables, they find a freshly printed label reading "Joan," and Zoe suddenly understands everything. Vincent is doing what Vincent always does: helping people. The cake, the blender part, the boxes, the stress ball, the label maker - every stop on his mysterious errand run was a kindness for someone else.

They race back to the Harlequin, where Joan confirms that Vincent came in twenty minutes ago and cut the four seconds himself. Red arrives delivering Vincent's boxes for Joan's storage project, along with the label maker and stress ball for her, and Katie shows up with the cake, which reads "Congratulations, Jay, Zoe, and Buddy." Humbled, Zoe apologizes for making the speech all about herself, Buddy - who has just learned he got the internship - admits the drama was a team effort, and Zoe points out that the person who deserves the most credit is Vincent, who edited everything, booked the studio, fixed their microphones, and printed the scripts without ever asking to be noticed. Even Jay concedes, into his recorder, "I guess Vincent isn't so useless after all." As their drama's closing credits play, naming only Zoe, Jay, and Buddy, Jay realizes exactly which four seconds his cousin trimmed: his own credit. When Joan announces "The Case of the Blue Diamond" as the winner, the three friends agree the spotlight belongs to someone else, and Vincent Smouse steps up to accept the award on behalf of his team while they cheer him on.