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S DA FOUNTAIN Odyssey archive · est. 2000
Episodes 596 of 1,068
0586 18 Feb 2006 24 min

A Cheater Cheated

Bart Rathbone is in hot water - his fine-print coupons and rude treatment of customers have made him the target of radio host Bryan Dern, who plans a sensational exposé of the Electric Palace. Desperate to save his job, Bart asks Whit to defend him on the air, but Whit refuses and challenges him to try the Golden Rule instead. So Bart takes an internship at Whit's End, with Eugene coaching him through a hidden earpiece... and promptly bungles orders, insults customers, and quits within hours. Then Dern springs his secret source: Rodney, who has handed over forty-seven examples of his own father's dishonest tricks. Furious, Bart prints flyers trashing the radio station - just as it swaps Dern's report for a broadcast about a children's cancer fundraiser. Cornered on live radio and made to look like a man against sick kids, Bart finally grabs for the Golden Rule he mocked, and discovers that a single afternoon behind Whit's counter can't teach a heart to change.
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Bart Rathbone lures customers to the Electric Palace with coupons whose impossible conditions appear only in fine print kept inside the store. A customer challenges the deception while secretly recording Bart for Bryan Dern's radio program. Dern wants revenge because Bart withdrew his advertising and plans to expose the Electric Palace in a sensational report.

Bart is already furious with Rodney for losing the television remote and has grounded him for weeks. When the radio promotion accuses Bart of false advertising, insulting customers, and deliberately selling products that will fail, Edwin Blackgaard threatens to replace him as manager if the report damages the store.

Bart asks Whit to appear on the program as a character witness. Whit refuses because he cannot honestly defend Bart's treatment of customers. He urges Bart to stop viewing people merely as sources of money and to practice the Golden Rule by treating them as he would want to be treated.

Eugene suggests that Bart learn through an internship at Whit's End. Bart observes the shop briefly, then tries serving customers while Eugene coaches him through a hidden earpiece. He forces an unnatural conversation on Tom, wears a dirty apron backward, and serves a sundae that looks crushed.

Further instruction goes little better. Bart does not listen, knows how to make only strawberry shakes, puts his fingers in a replacement order, and insults a woman after serving her a banana split. Within hours he declares his training complete and quits.

Against Whit and Eugene's advice, Bart agrees to a recorded interview with Dern so he can announce a customer-appreciation program and prove that he has changed. Dern mocks every claim, then reveals his surprise source: Rodney.

Angry over his punishment, Rodney has supplied forty-seven examples of dishonest practices at the Electric Palace. He describes unavailable sale items advertised only to draw people into the store and lists the names Bart uses for customers. Bart immediately demonstrates the truth by denying one trick and then claiming the advertised stereos have just sold out.

Dreading the broadcast, Bart prints flyers calling Odyssey 105 and Dern's evening show garbage. What Bart does not know is that the station has received a lawsuit over another cruel report. Management cancels Dern's investigation and replaces it with a program about Cans Against Cancer, a fundraiser for a children's cancer ward that Whit helps sponsor.

Bart distributes his attack just as the charity program airs, offending a listener who supports the cause. Dern finds him outside the station and begins a live interview, asking why Bart opposes helping children with cancer. The radio host has turned Bart's own careless words against him just as Bart has repeatedly done to others.

Cornered on the air, Bart suddenly reaches for the Golden Rule he rejected during training. Dern twists even that into a joke about whoever owns the gold making the rules. Bart has tasted the treatment he gives customers, but his desperate answer shows that learning genuine love for a neighbor will require far more than one afternoon behind Whit's counter.