: I am here on official business!
Official business, wow, should I put on a tie?
: No, that won't be necessary.
: Oh, good, cause I don't have a tie.
: Do you want some pepperment lemonade? I've got a whole pitcher.
: Pepperment lemonade. Ooh, that sounds disgusting.
: It is. That's why I've still got a whole pitcher.
[after watching the news report of Wooton's win]
That proves it. There is NOTHING good on the T 'n V anymore!
: I can't believe Eugene could have a record deal.
: I can't believe it happened so fast.
: I can't believe the ukelele is popular.
: I can't believe a hot dog costs four bucks in France!
: Oops! Sorry! Wrong episode!
- KAnswering machine:
Thank you for calling the Arctic Freeze Popsicle Company. Your call is important to us. Approximate hold time is... 84 minutes.
[sighs] Ho boy.