So if you don't not know, then you do know! And if you KNOW, that the answer isn't NO, then you know that there's NO WAY you can KNOW I broke the window!
Um.. okay. Alex, would you like to cross-examine?
I'm still trying to figure out what he said.
: Do I look like I'm stupid? *pauses* Strike that from the record!
- Waluigi Freak 99Alex:
Sarah, please state your name for the court.
You just said my name, Alex.
Sarah, cooperate with me.
(rolls eyes) My name is Sarah.
And please state your last name, Ms. Prachett.
- Waluigi Freak 99Connie
: Do you have any questions? (talking about the trial)
:Just one! Do we get a bathroom break during this thing?
:Court will now recess.
: Oh yeah! When the going gets tough, the tough go out and play on the swings!
:I would like to call my character witness!
:Yeah that's a good one.
:The persecuting attorney would like to call . . . Mitch . . . whatever your last name is.
:Why would you want me for your character witness?
:You don't know me very well! That helps!
Rodney: I can't get a lawyer that soon, Uncle Louie's in jail for another six weeks!