|Philip Glossman arrives in town to run tests on Tom Riley's farm. Meanwhile, Mayor Bill Jenkins steps down which forces both Tom and Bart to run for mayor.
Bart's response, "Only my hairdresser knows for sure," was taken from the popular 1950's Clairol hair-coloring ads.
: What's it going to take to make you see what's obvious to everybody but you?
: Well, a nudge from God might help.
: How about two nudges? Glossman and his enviromentalist scam, Bill Jenkins resigning, Bart's running for mayor...
: That's three.
: Wave [for the camera], Eugene!
: It is with delight and exuberance that I would like to proffer my greetings and salutations and warmest regards to our viewing audience.
: That was a wave?
: I've never worn makeup in my life. I want to look good, but not like somebody's Aunt Agatha.
- PuddleglumFrank Earnest
: Stop, in the name of the environment!
- Waluigi Freak 99