|Rodney enters his family into a contest for Family of the Year, but bases the entry entirely on lies. The Rathbones and the Johnson's than compete as the final two.
: What's this piece of cloth for?
: It's a napkin. You wipe your mouth with it while you're eating!
:"Do we have any Grey Coupon?"
:"Welcome to our humble commode."
: Pop, you're now the finalist in the Father of the Decade Contest.
: Oh, yeah? And what am I THIS time, a five-star general? Or Zoltan, King of the Jungle?
: Ow! Hey, let go of my ear!
: Or how about the quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys, 'cause I am gonna send you up like a point after!
: And... don't call me Pop!